It's Leo hushus's second day of school he's nervous again but now for a another reason he's going to have to talk to that sexy toilet now that she's his friend. Her bowl (thank you leo pookie for reminding me that toilets have bowl so now i can name a part of the toilet) is a beautiful white and her eyes have the color of the most beautiful ocean (yea i know her eye color now) as if jesus pee's in her. (im sorry for that line and sorry for reusing complements in another variation im to lazy to think of anything) but it doesn't matter because now has to man up and speak to her like she's a normal toilet being. Momslayer21: hey leo how's it going? Leo: pretty good im kind of nervous. Momslayer: scared to talk to her? Leo: yea 😭😭😢😢😭😭😿😭😭🔮 Momslayer: don't worry bro i have a feeling she like you frfr no cap. Leo: thanks momslayer21 your my best and only friend so i kind of feel like im out of place everyone is so cool and sexy here including you. your so hot and sexy. Momslayer: don't worry i also have a few friends. Leo: you're the second most popular student your friends with everyone in the school. Momslayer: come on no im not. Leo: *sigh* kill your-. as those two walk into class they see a new student to join them. Coomer Johnson: everyonu pleaso takeio your seato we havu anothur transfur student. ???: hello everyone my name is Colonel Sanders from the hit game "I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Licking' Good Dating Simulator" as Colonel Sanders walks to his seat every single eye in the classroom is looking at him (he's just too damn hot) Coomer Johnson: pleaso everyonu be nicu to the new studento. Leo kuukuu: wow he's such a hottie i wonder where he'll seat. As Leo watches him go to his seat he noticed that the only seat left was right next to him and that means Colonel Sanders is going to seat right next too him (he's so hot he didn't notice) Leo: OKAY OKAY LEO CALM DOWN YOUR JUST SUROUNDED BY TWO HOTTIES ITS NORMAL SAY CALM. as Leo is panicking until someone pats his shoulder. Colonel Sanders: are you okay? he says with he's deep and calming voice. all of Leo's worries disappear. his hands are as soft as clouds who doesn't want him? Leo starts day dreaming about him. Colonel tries to snap him back to reality. Colonel Sanders: umh hey wake up wake up. Colonel Sanders isn't able to wake Leo huphaw up. Momslayer21:hol up i got you broski *Momslayer throws a new manga called 'IS IT WRONG TO DAB IN FRONT OF MY ENEMY?" at Leo's head and wakes him up. Leo: ow what the heck. Colonel Sanders: are you okay? *Leo looks away and blushing HARD* Leo hawhaw: -yy-y-ye-yea i-im f-fi-fine Colonel Sanders: good to hear my name is Colonel Sanders but you know that already what's your name beautiful? *Colonel Sanders says in his deep and beautiful yet mysterious voice* Leo: my-my nam-name is L-Leo umh-uh ni-nice to me-meet you Colonel Sanders: if you need anything don't be afraid to ask me. *Leo's heart starts fluttering* Leo:y-yea th-thank. *right when the bell rings the whole class surrounded Colonel Sanders* Leo: wow he's pretty popular isn't he. *he says to himself* Toilet: is something wrong? Leo: AH oh s-sorry i didn't see you there, yea im fine thanks for asking Toilet: are you not with momslayer21? Leo: nah he's talking to Colonel *cuts too momslayer21 and Colonel Sanders talking* momslayer21: hey Colonel Sanders can i try some of your sour cream if you know what i mean? Colonel Sanders: no. no i don't *it cuts back leo hruhru and toilet* Toilet: you know i was thinking if you wanted to go out somewhere? Leo in his mind: W-WOW this is my chance now i can get closer with her. Toiler: with momslayer of course. Leo hahhuh in his mind: are you kiddin me right nouw😐 (🤣🤣🤣🤣) Leo: wh-where exactly are we going thought? Toilet: i don't you pick. Leo in his mind(again): OH NO what do i pick maybe the cinema? but what if she doesn't like movies? umh maybe theme park? but what if she's scared of rollercoasters? I DON'T KNOW. Momslayer21: how about the movies? Leo: WOAH you scared me (why is everyone scaring him i have no idea) and where did you come from? Momslayer: where did i come from? uh my moms vig- OH you mean right now? Leo: YES I MEAN RIGHT NOW. Momslayer: we were standing two feet apart. whatever do you guys want to watch the new movie "IS IT WRONG TO DAB INFRONT OF MY ENEMY: THE SHIT AWAKENS" Toilet: oh yes id love to see it. let me just call my father real quick and il see if i can come. *Toilet leaves to get her backpack* Leo: i can see why she would be interested in the movie. Momslayer21: again bro that sound really raci- Coomer Johnson: momslayeru21u help meu takeu these filesu to the teachersu loungeu. Momslayer: of course teach (only cool kids say teach😎)(im one of them btw if you didn't notice because i am very cool) *as Leo stand there all alone he thinks about this trip* until leo hears big hot and attractive footsteps behind him (please don't ask me how) and hears his voice. Colonel Sanders: hello there (my name is Markiplier) i couldn't help but overhear your conversation and wanted to ask if i can join in *he says with a evil grin even though he does not mean any harm i don't know thats how i imagine him doing that* *Leo says in his cutsie wootsie stuttering voice* umh ye-yes of-o-of course. Colonel Sanders: thank you il see you then my pookie. leo's heart is beating out of his chest. Leo hruhaw thinks to himself : WHA WHA WHA WHAT IM GOING TO GO WATCH A MOVIE WITH THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN SCHOOL AND THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN SCHOOL also momslayer21 or whatever I MUST BE DREAMING. Momslayer21: hey did i miss anything? *Leo is frozen in shock* momslayer: hey? uh okay *toilet is comes over to Momslayer21 and Leo Toilet: im back and my father said yes. Momslayer: oh nice. Toilet: why is Leo frozen? Momslayer: probably frozen in shock but just a guess. Leo:... Momslayer: do you need me to untag you or something? *as momslayer21 is looking at Leo hruhru in confusion Leo suddenly wakes up and whispers what happened to momslayer: oh is Colonel Sanders coming? (i wish🤤) Toilet: w-wow really? i really wanted to know more about him i can't wait to go with you guys. Momslayer: wait i almost forgot Leo what's your number? Leo: y-yea sure UWU. Momslayer: i hope you get hit by a truck on the way to the theater. Leo:..... Momslayer: whatever il go get Colonel Sanders's number you guys go on without me *Momslayer21 walks over to Colonel Sanders leaving Leo hishis and toilet alone Toilet: (oh my god i really need to give her a fucking name) well i guess see you at the theater Leo: y-ye-yea see you at the theater * as those two leave Leo can not help but think about what's going to happen on this date (not really a date but okay) oh but the toilet is only wondering about getting pissed and shited in* TO BE CONTINUED... (unfortunately) ( a few things i want to say) 1. im sorry this part just reused most of the jokes from part 1 il try to be more original next time 2. im sorry it feels like im taking this story too seriously im really not 😭 3. it was late at night when writing this so i did go to sleep to continue it later and while i was sleeping i realized i should have named the chapter "a number 2" because poo but i also liked the one i have so il just have that there
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A toilets love story
RomanceLeo hashee just a normal quiet kid has just transferred to a new school ligma male academy where he met a lot of friends (one of them is momslayer (thats me btw (the one writing this fanfic yea me( i put a self insert in this fanfic yea)))) and mayb...
