Doors Oneshots Season 2

Entity Quotes PT. 1

(it's been too long I sorry)

Jack: "Dragon! Grant thy wish!"

(some magical dragon that totally isn't from DBZ): "As you wish."

Jack: "Yes, YES! I HAVE DONE IT! I HAVE BECOME IMMORTAL!"

Jack: "I'M INVINCIBLE!!"

Gage: "Jack what're you-"

Gage: "Wait a minute... Why do you seem different?"

Gage: "Wait, Jack did you-"

Jack: "Yes you dolt! I finally surpassed my own mortality!"

Jack: "Now, not even Seek stands in my way of total domination!"

Gage: "Y- You're immortal?!"

Jack: "Beg all you want, I won't show you any mercy-"

Gage: "That's cool I guess."

Jack: "W- What did you just say..?"

Gage: "What?"

Jack: "It just sounded like you didn't care that I have achieved immortality!"

Gage: "Oh, I- I mean...-"

Jack: "Are you too stupid to understand what immortality means?!"

Gage: "No, I know what it means, do you?"

Jack: "W- What?! What do you mean by that?!"

Jack: "Of course I do! I wouldn't wish for something I didn't understand boy!"

Gage: "Okay, but did you consider the implications?"

Jack: "What implications?!"

Gage: "Well, dont you remember telling me that you gain a huge burst of will whenever you're about to die?"

Jack: "Yes I know what you're talking about, what's you're point-"

Jack: "...Ah..."

Gage: "Yeah..."

Jack: "I- I think I see what you mean."

Gage: "Yeah I don't- Y'know I mean, how would you have a near death experience-"

Jack: "If I can't die, yeah, I get it."

Jack: "Ugh, okay, okay... This is fine."

Gage: "It is?"

Jack: "Yeah I can always just, do it the old way and train, I mean it's gotten me this far right?"

Gage: "Yeah but what about Seek? he's still in the picture."

Jack: "What about him, can't die remember?"

Gage: "Yeah, but what if you were put in a position where you WANTED to die?"

Jack: "Antidepressants."

Gage: "No no I mean...-"

Gage: "Wait you have antidepressants?"

Jack: "I have fighting skills straight out of star wars, and you're shocked that I'm able to treat mental health?"

Gage: "Well I don't know, I just-"

Gage: "Wait, you know what star wars is-"

Gage: "We'll come back to this."

Gage: "What I meant was, what if you were put in a position where death is the better option?"

Gage: "I mean when you wished for immortality, did you specify how that would work?"

Gage: "Like do you just live forever, or can you regenerate?"