(DANNY POV)
Me and Drew walk down the beach, almost touching fingers, I panic, pulling back blushing hard red. Kurtis grabs my hand, I pull back and spit on his face, I think he liked it..
"Are you okay? You're bright red, are you sick? Hot? I have water if you want some." Drew looks at me, with the dirtiest smile, he has spinach in his teeth, sooo sexy. But then.. Kurtis pushes Drew into the water!! Drew starts panicking, even tho he's barely in it, Kurtis realizes what he has done is wrong, and he runs away in panic!
"Oh my god! Drew are you okay?" I reach for his dry scalp, digging my dirty fingernails into his lice infested roots, accidentally ripping hair, trying to pull him up by it "sorry pookalishious, didn't mean to rip out hair, TEEHEE!!" I blush, munching on the lice I ripped out, they tasted like Hershey's Kisses.
"I-I'm sorry.. I never told you.." he looks up at me nervously, I don't understand what he's talking about, until I look down and his legs are glued together?
"Woah! Are you okay?? Let me pull your legs apart!" I start pulling his legs, and he screams in pain. I stare at him confused.
"No!! Danny.. I'm a.. MERMAID!!!" He looks at me, with a glow in his eyes.
"What happened to your pants?" I realize he's not wearing pants anymore, but women's undies? I blush, watching him get flustered.
"Yeah, that also happens.." he giggles, giving me a slight smirk. "Where did Kurtis go?" He wiggles his glued legs, getting him out of the water.
"He ran off I think.." I stare at him, as his legs get unstuck and he puts back on his pants back on.
"He can't know about this.. okay?"
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Public washroom (A DREW X DANNY FANFIC)
FanficDanny and Drew are 2 regular McDonald's workers that like each other, but drew has a little secret... AND someone is jealous... (BTW this is a joke, nothing sexual will happen, for obvious reasons. I just think this is silly and goofy 😵💫)
