Day 2 no Kokuzan boredom

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Nakime - Is it just me or us it really boring without Kokushibo and Muzan

Daki - It is really boring I don't understand how but it is

Yorichi - There coming back in two days calm down

Nakime - Can you call them or something

Daki - Yeah there not gonna block you

Yorichi - Fine

Nakime - Thank you Yori

Yorichi - Hi Michi

Kokushibo - Hi Yorichi

Yorichi - Is everything going good

Kokushibo - Yes everything is fine

Yorichi - Well Nakime and Daki want to talk to you

Kokushibo - Here we go again

Daki - Hi Kokushibo

Nakime - Hello

Kokushibo - Do you need something

Daki - Well someone's in a bad mood

Nakime - Did someone not get to fuck Muzan this morning

Kokushibo - No I didn't because your call interrupted it

Daki - Oh sorry about man

Nakime - Are you guys still fucking I hear muffled moans

Kokushibo - What do you want

Nakime - Just wanted to say hi see you in two days

Daki - We're handing you back to Yorichi

Yorichi - Yeah anyway enjoy your time love you

Kokushibo - Love you too Yorichi can I hang up now

Yorichi - Yeah bye Michi

Kokushibo - Bye Yori

Yorichi - Anyway back to what I was saying it is really boring without then

Nakime - Yeah

Daki - I have a question about one of the best yesterday

Yorichi - Yeah

Daki - Did you guys see how big the condoms in there room were

Yorichi - Yeah I saw that but like I didn't want to talk about

Daki - I bet they just buy the big ones to make it seem like it's big

Nakime - I just thinks it average

Yorichi - Above average

Daki - How much do you wanna bet

Nakime - 400¥

Yorichi - 800¥

Daki - How do we figure this out

Nakime - It's not like we can just measure his dick

Daki - Yeah your right

Daki - Yori you could always call Muzan and ask him

Yorichi - That sounds stupid

Nakime - Can you at least try

Yorichi - Fine

Yorichi - Muzan

Muzan - Kinda in the middle of something here

Yorichi - Sorry to ask but how big is it

Muzan - What

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