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John Cena makes his way to the ring for his match with Strowman while trash talking all the fans.
While doing so, he's greeted by none other Than Braun Strowman, who Attacks him ruthlessly and mercilessly, The Way a Monster Among Men would do, I'm looking at You Vince!
Ding!
Braun immediately Throws Cena Around. He Tosses Cena OVER the top rope and Cena lands on the Announce Table.
Braun looks to the audience and signals the Crowd.
He then runs outside the ring, going around and around, bashing Cena Over and over outside.
He then Drags Cena into the ring and Does the Running Powerslam.
Strowman taunts Cena by doing his roar.
Crowd: ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!
Braun listens to the fans, and goes for another Running Powerslam.
He pins Cena.
1!
Cena Kicks out at 1 after TWO Running Powerslams, Shocking the monster among men.
He looks down to see Cena with a Very Evil Smile.
He Picks Strowman up for an F-U, but Braun was Way too heavy for The Former Cenation leader.
Braun then choke slams Cena.
*Meanwhile backstage...*
Vince was checking the script to see if that was in the script.
Answer: No.
*Back in the Ring...*
Braun the Pummels Cena as He was Clearly in the advantage.
Cena Then Low blows Strowman and Hits Him in The F-U.
1! 2! 3!
Mike: Here is your Winner... JOHN CENA!!!!
Cena Then goes to Mike and Steals his microphone.
Cena: For Years... You Ungrateful F---ing Miserable excuses for human beings Have always assumed I had the Mythical "Golden Shovel" Thing. Well guess what.
He goes under the ring and Pulls one out.
John: I DO NOW!!!
He Goes into the ring and starts beating Strowman down.
John: YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLES HAVE PUSHED ME!!
John looks and sees Lesnar's Music and video start to play as he gets ready to fight, but Lesnar Low blows Cena From Behind.
