tinder 🔥 - McLennon

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Paul

I've just got my new phone, after I dropped my other one- one too many times..

I transferred all of the ICloud memory, now time to download Tinder.

I go on the App Store, and downloaded Tinder, to pull some hot bitches.

Time to make my profile.

My profile was a picture of me, which my mom took about a bit ago.
My description was:

men > women (dating wise..)
16
elvis presley is the god of my religion❗️☺️
i love emojis 😆😆
i love kissing 💋💋
grimace shake trend is second hand embarrassment 😟😟
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Time to pull some.
I scroll on tinder, and see this BEAUTY?

MY LORD?
HE'S BEAUTIFUL.

I tapped the heart, and bit my lip with an excited smile.

He started to chat with me, almost immediately.

LeaderLennon!_ - Why're you so beautiful 😍
dayum 😩💦

"Easy." I snickered. Then replied,

macca.n.chees3 - hi ☺️☺️!!

LeaderLennon!_ - IM ON MY KNEES
PLEASE 🙏😩💦💦💦
IM GOING TO BARK FOR YOU.

Macca.n.chees3 - Woah!!!!🤯
Furries aren't my type.

LeaderLennon!_ - Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not a furry 😩😩
Barking is my way of love through internet ❤️❤️❤️

macca.n.chees3 - bark.
for me.
now.

LeaderLennon!_ - OKAY DADDY 😍😍
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macca.n.chees3 - 😧😧
Is that an ACTUAL DOG?

LeaderLennon!_ - NO BABY
ITS ME ☺️☺️🙏

macca.n.chees3 - gah dayum 😫😫
im screaming without the s 🫣🫣🫣

LeaderLennon!_ - i did

macca.n.chees3 - that easy for u??????

not my type smh 😒 🤦

LeaderLennon!_ - NO PLEASE

DONT GO
IM ONLY KIDDING
I THINK????

macca.n.chees3 - OKAY OKAY

its 2 am
my father just caught me awake
i need to shit and then go to sleep

LeaderLennon!_ - Take a nice shit honey 😽

macca.n.chees3 - thanks bb 🫣

afk rq

LeaderLennon!_ - can we date

please
im desperate

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