chad: *rings doorbell cutely*
y/n: OMG HES HERE OGMGIGMGOGMGOMG IM SO HOT AND SEXY ILL TOTALLY GET HIM-
chad: *RINGS DOOR BELL RINGS DOOR BELL RINGS DOORBELL RINGS DOORBELL RINGS DOORBELL*
y/n: UGH FINE IM CUMMINGGGG!!!!!
chad: hello sexy~
y/n: hey lady gaga pookie bear
chad: hey girl
y/n: hey baby daddy
chad: wait- what
y/n: IM PREGNANT!!!
chad: bruh how did that even happen we didn't-
y/n: i have this disorder where whenever my pussy gets hard i get pregnant and the person who made me get hard is the parent
chad: oh uh-
y/n: AHHH MY WATER BROKE
chad: WHAT THR FUCK I THIUGHT THAT YOU WERE JSU LFUSI SEE D AD DISLRISPROFMDIDITFNGJOEIROROWPQPSKCNFJRI
y/n: *gives birth cutely*
chad: HOLY SHIT-
y/n: wow are baby is already graduating college
chad: HUH
the end 👶🎓
