"...P-p-p-phoneth... G-g-g-g-g-guyeth?" You couldn't believe your eyes. Phoneth Guyeth was standing right infront of you. He looked ravishing. You had a massive boner and couldn't deny it lolzies. You thought to yourself, I can't like him. For god's sake he's a criminal! But he's Big Sexy, so you can't blame me. I bet he kisses weird. Like a rap star snarl. MMHRWAH. Whatever he's hot 😜😜😜 "Hey girl 😏😏😏" Phoneth Guyeth said to you. You couldn't believe it. The Big Sexy himself was about to rizz you up. He's incredibly stupid though. You're a man. "Hey... Phoneth Guyeth 😘🥰😍😝😜🤪" You just cringed so hard you shat your brain out of your big toe.
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Romancei made this as a joke iys based off of an insidr joke probably dont read this unless you want to read british phone guy (phonetg guyeth) x reader
