Drunk Drivers

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Grid Mum: hey guys how is the party going?

HONEY BADGER🦡: wish I was there

Checo: isd gong gret

Lando is okay: meg andv Carlos aret dansig on de tablo

Grid Mum: no don't do that you might get hurt

Stupid: Might

Lion🦁: Charles I'm lonely and I need someone to kiss me

Stupid: sign me up

Grid Mum: I can tell you guys are highly intoxicated please don't do any thing you will regret, where is Kimi?

Albono: MUM PLEASE PICK ME UP, GEORGE IS CHASING ME WITH A KNIFE

Grid Mum: George please don't hurt Alex 

Grid Mum: now someone tell me where Kimi is 

BotASS: he went outside I will get him

Grid Mum: thank you

Icedad: hey Seb

Grid Mum: don't 'hey Seb' me, what happened I thought you could be responsible

Icedad: i'm sorry they just got so overwhelming I couldn't stand it i cant do this without you 

Grid Mum: oh Kimi I will be there soon I know they can be a bit much sometimes

Icedad: thank you

Small Chef🧑‍🍳: sorry dad 

Icedad: did you call me dad?

Small Chef🧑‍🍳: sorry Kimi I didn't mean to

Icedad: no no its ok its fine

Grid Mum: I just left be there in 10

Checo: where is Lewis? I lost him

Nando: saw him walk off with Nico R somewhere

Checo: I don't know how he expects me to keep a secret when he is so careless

Goatifi: explain

Checo: I promised

Goatifi: so what people break promises all the time, TELL US

Checo: no

Goatifi: T.E.L.L U.S

Checo: fuck fine

Checo: LEWIS AND NICO R HAV-

Nando: I found Lewis

Albono: FUCK YOU FERNANDO FUCK YOU

Grid Mum: hey watch your language

Sir Lewis: CHECO where you about to tell them?

Checo: no

Grid Mum: okayy lets all get in the car

Goatifi: can we please get nutella on the way back? i'm starving

Grid Mum: just plain nutella?

Lancelot: you know his obsession is real

Grid Mum: wow ok sure

Nando: I walked in on Lewis and Nico R making out 

Sir Lewis: FERNANDO HOW COULD YOU?

Checo: thats not just it, they have been married for 4 years

HONEY BADGER🦡: WHAT?????

Golden Retriever: I knew this

HONEY BADGER🦡: WHAT? HOW?

Golden Retriever: walked in on them 

Grid Mum: oh my gosh, Lewis reminder that we live with younger people

Nikita: MICK

Golden retriever: sorry no story time bye

Shirtless baby: why is it when Nikita calls Mick he always goes

Nikita: mate chill there is nothing wrong with that

Esteban: alright jeez

Grid Mum: I have everyone in the car right?

Small Chef🧑‍🍳: what car?

BotASS: you left Yuki behind

Lando is okay: nt his falt Yuki is so smal

Small Chef🧑‍🍳: not that small

Stupid: Carlos you gave him to much to drink

Chilli🌶: says you who is snuggled into your so called 'rival'

Lion🦁: actually we should tell them Charlie

HONEY BADGER🦡: tell us what?

Stupid: no its funnier this way

Lion🦁: fair enough

Icedad: Yuki be quick we are waiting out the front for you

Small Chef🧑‍🍳: sorry I just got stuck in a crowd

Icedad: its ok as long as your safe

Tripod: their so cute

Esteban: I actually agree with you for once

Tripod: I think we are both in the same boat

Esteban: être avec quelqu'un qu'on ne peut probablement pas avoir?

Tripod: oui

Lancelot: Esteban you wanna talk?

Esteban: what?

Lancelot: I learnt french in primary school

Esteban: oh umm sure thanks

Lancelot: of course

Tripod: ohhh I know who now

Esteban: no you don't 

Icedad: go to sleep everyone its been a long day

Chilli🌶: goodnight

Lion🦁: goodnight

Sir Lewis: goodnight everyone

HONEY BADGER🦡 added Nico R to F1🏎💨

Sir Lewis: oh come onnnnnnn

Nico R: Lewis what is this?

Nico R: Lewis?

Nico R: LewLew?

Nico R: baby???

Italian Jesus🇮🇹: sorry mate you just 🤏 missed him

Nico R: 🙄 

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i am so sorry but i forgot what i had translated but its something along the lines of 'wanting to be with someone you probably cant have' so very sorry

would anyone want other drivers to have a specific chapter based on them or want more drivers to talk?

also i know when Seb says "dont 'hey seb' me" and so on sounds like its in a rude tone but i swear its not meant to be rude 


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