Grid Mum: hey guys how is the party going?
HONEY BADGER🦡: wish I was there
Checo: isd gong gret
Lando is okay: meg andv Carlos aret dansig on de tablo
Grid Mum: no don't do that you might get hurt
Stupid: Might
Lion🦁: Charles I'm lonely and I need someone to kiss me
Stupid: sign me up
Grid Mum: I can tell you guys are highly intoxicated please don't do any thing you will regret, where is Kimi?
Albono: MUM PLEASE PICK ME UP, GEORGE IS CHASING ME WITH A KNIFE
Grid Mum: George please don't hurt Alex
Grid Mum: now someone tell me where Kimi is
BotASS: he went outside I will get him
Grid Mum: thank you
Icedad: hey Seb
Grid Mum: don't 'hey Seb' me, what happened I thought you could be responsible
Icedad: i'm sorry they just got so overwhelming I couldn't stand it i cant do this without you
Grid Mum: oh Kimi I will be there soon I know they can be a bit much sometimes
Icedad: thank you
Small Chef🧑🍳: sorry dad
Icedad: did you call me dad?
Small Chef🧑🍳: sorry Kimi I didn't mean to
Icedad: no no its ok its fine
Grid Mum: I just left be there in 10
Checo: where is Lewis? I lost him
Nando: saw him walk off with Nico R somewhere
Checo: I don't know how he expects me to keep a secret when he is so careless
Goatifi: explain
Checo: I promised
Goatifi: so what people break promises all the time, TELL US
Checo: no
Goatifi: T.E.L.L U.S
Checo: fuck fine
Checo: LEWIS AND NICO R HAV-
Nando: I found Lewis
Albono: FUCK YOU FERNANDO FUCK YOU
Grid Mum: hey watch your language
Sir Lewis: CHECO where you about to tell them?
Checo: no
Grid Mum: okayy lets all get in the car
Goatifi: can we please get nutella on the way back? i'm starving
Grid Mum: just plain nutella?
Lancelot: you know his obsession is real
Grid Mum: wow ok sure
Nando: I walked in on Lewis and Nico R making out
Sir Lewis: FERNANDO HOW COULD YOU?
Checo: thats not just it, they have been married for 4 years
HONEY BADGER🦡: WHAT?????
Golden Retriever: I knew this
HONEY BADGER🦡: WHAT? HOW?
Golden Retriever: walked in on them
Grid Mum: oh my gosh, Lewis reminder that we live with younger people
Nikita: MICK
Golden retriever: sorry no story time bye
Shirtless baby: why is it when Nikita calls Mick he always goes
Nikita: mate chill there is nothing wrong with that
Esteban: alright jeez
Grid Mum: I have everyone in the car right?
Small Chef🧑🍳: what car?
BotASS: you left Yuki behind
Lando is okay: nt his falt Yuki is so smal
Small Chef🧑🍳: not that small
Stupid: Carlos you gave him to much to drink
Chilli🌶: says you who is snuggled into your so called 'rival'
Lion🦁: actually we should tell them Charlie
HONEY BADGER🦡: tell us what?
Stupid: no its funnier this way
Lion🦁: fair enough
Icedad: Yuki be quick we are waiting out the front for you
Small Chef🧑🍳: sorry I just got stuck in a crowd
Icedad: its ok as long as your safe
Tripod: their so cute
Esteban: I actually agree with you for once
Tripod: I think we are both in the same boat
Esteban: être avec quelqu'un qu'on ne peut probablement pas avoir?
Tripod: oui
Lancelot: Esteban you wanna talk?
Esteban: what?
Lancelot: I learnt french in primary school
Esteban: oh umm sure thanks
Lancelot: of course
Tripod: ohhh I know who now
Esteban: no you don't
Icedad: go to sleep everyone its been a long day
Chilli🌶: goodnight
Lion🦁: goodnight
Sir Lewis: goodnight everyone
HONEY BADGER🦡 added Nico R to F1🏎💨
Sir Lewis: oh come onnnnnnn
Nico R: Lewis what is this?
Nico R: Lewis?
Nico R: LewLew?
Nico R: baby???
Italian Jesus🇮🇹: sorry mate you just 🤏 missed him
Nico R: 🙄
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i am so sorry but i forgot what i had translated but its something along the lines of 'wanting to be with someone you probably cant have' so very sorry
would anyone want other drivers to have a specific chapter based on them or want more drivers to talk?
also i know when Seb says "dont 'hey seb' me" and so on sounds like its in a rude tone but i swear its not meant to be rude
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Fanfictionthis gc starts from the beginning of the 2021 I will try to update as much as possible, this will have drama but it will also hopefully be funny.