"Now our main breeding pair of swans are called William and Kate. We did have another pair however they retired to a more quiet spot. We decided to call them Harry and Megan."
- Tour guide at the zoo 2023
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Pea Pod
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Small
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Dildo
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soaked
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Insult
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Flash
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Fun
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Kids
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screenshots
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Third wheel
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Hi
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Dad
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Fuck
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Swearing problem
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erection
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Innocent
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Defibrillator
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Video game characters
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hard
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Feel bad
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virgin
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Notice
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Suck
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That's what she said
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Fictional characters
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Ryan Reynolds
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Wife and Kids
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Fine
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Pole dancing
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dreams
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Prats
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wide
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hazards
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baby daddy
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embarrass
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drunk
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drunk (part 2)
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cook home alone
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Burn
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flip off
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Hammer
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anger
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Psycho
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Cuddles
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This is from today
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guy
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big
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Pigeons
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call
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sexual fingers
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Periods
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hopeless romantic
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she's not wrong though...
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dying
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Alone
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high
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I think dark
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I said this with a straight face...
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STD
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Spanish
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shaking
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brutal
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spamming
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stab him
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Language
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uninnocent
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speaking
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innocent
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what...
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Average conversation between El and Stella
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no
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admit
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album
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arse
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tit
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Call with Stella
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fun
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D
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boobs
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prison
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marry
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pervert
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sake
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teacher
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another weird nickname
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Tables
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Hair
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men
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Speedos
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Scary
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Door
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stubborn
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washing dishes
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small
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condoms
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condoms (part 2)
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game
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Green Lantern
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Big
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Swans
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Lucy
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rock
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Pencil
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Articulate
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one of my dad's favourite phrases
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Reynolds > Gosling
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psychiatric help
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nude
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seagull
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leathery
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lazy
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impaled
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homo erectus
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whale
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nobody's child
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stabbing
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mental hospital
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Fatty
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blue
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moomins
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LSD
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acid
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smoking
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blue balls
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Sherlock
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bastard
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bonk
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chapel
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knob
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push ups
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sticker
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