kyle: hey cartman, can i ask you something?
cartman: that depends, do you have five large brownies with extra frosting and an entire cow burnt to a crisp stuffed inside with jam?
stan: no cartman, can I, ask you something?
cartman: well that depends, do you have five large brow-
stan: how have you been free of diabetes your entire life?
cartman: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
stan: IT MEANS YOUR A FATASS, CARTMAN!
cartman: YEAH, WELL ATLEAST IM NOT A FREAKING JEW!
stan: NO THATS KYLE DUMBASS
cartman: WELL SCREW YOU GUYS
-schoolbus comes-
fatbitch: SIT DOWN, WERE
cartman, kyle, stan, crabtree: RUNNIN LATE!
kyle: yeah we get it
-school bus leaves, scene changes to kyles house-
news reporter: so on the weather report today, we have uhh shit chairs tuesday, monday and friday, now of course we all know what that means, it means that chairs made out of shit will repeatedly fall out of the sky, it is still unknown what causes this to happen, but what we do know is that this has never happened before, heres some stereotypical white person in their mid 20s
stereotypical white person in their mid 20s: thanks tom, it seems that on tuesday, monday and friday, chairs made out of shit will fall from the sky, it is unknown if the shit will be corny, chunky, slimy, or even hairy, but what we do know is some kind of shit will fall out of the sky today, and i am basing this on absolutely nothing
news reporter: thanks mr white, now onto more important matters, this will be john lardson on how to properly eat spaghetti, and why you have been doing it wrong your entire life
bitch mom: wha-wha- today? well ive got to tell the boys! -runs out of house as scene changes to outside-
bitch mom: boys! BOYS! you have to get out of the bus!
-scene changes to inside bus- cartman: did you hear something?
kyle: no, i dont think so
cartman: kinda sounded like your bitch mom
kyle: FOR THE LAST TIME CARTMAN, MY MOM IS NOT A BITCH!
bitch mom: boys, you have to stop the bus!
cartman, facepalming: oh for godssake -opens window- WE CANT JUST STOP THE BUS FATASS, THE DRIVER HAS TO
bitch mom: but i have to tell you something!
cartman: DONT CARE, SHUT UP
bitch mom: BUT- -cartman closes window-
kyle, angrily: DUDE! SHE PROBABLY HAD SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL US!
cartman: HOW CAN SHE KNOW ANYTHING IMPORTANT, SHES A JEW
kyle: SCREW YOU CARTMAN, I BET WHEN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT YOU-
crabtree: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
kyle: but-
crabtree: AAAAAHHHHHHH
kyle: cart-
crabtree: SHUUUTTT!
kyle: JEW-
crabtree: UUUUUUPPPPP!
-scene changes to classroom-
YOU ARE READING
Very Stupid South Park Episodes
HumorAs of writing this description, I have no idea if I am going to try and emulate the style of the first 3 seasons, the style of seasons 4-8, or if I am just gonna create retarded bullshit. Probably the third option. So who knows, I am too lazy to upd...
