3:24 AM
Michael has started a group chat
Michael has called the chat Bored as fuck
Luke: Okay, WHO THE FUCK STARTS A GROUP CHAT AT THREE IN THE GODDAMN MORNING
Ash: hey don't swear :(
Michael: That would be me :3 =^-^=
Luke: (-_-)
Calum has entered the chat
Calum: Okay, I'm up. What's going on? My phone's been buzzing non stop for the past couple minutes
Luke: Michael's being a fuckboy
Michael: I was bored so I thought someone would be up so I killed 3 birds with one stone
Luke: if you're really that bored go fuck Calum he's been attached to me like a sad puppy for the past week thanks to "Michael's dry spell"
Michael:......
(Fast forward to a couple minutes later....)
Luke: I WAS KIDDING FUCKTARD. GREAT, NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM FUCKING
Ashton: Do we need to get a swear jar for you? Geez potty mouth. I knew you got pissy when you're sleep deprived but damn
Luke: Bitch I've heard worse from your mouth
Ashton: That's not all my mouth can do ;)
Luke:......Fuck you
Ashton: Actually it's the other way around princess ;)
Calum: OML stop
Luke: You're texting while getting fucked?
Calum: Multitasking motherfucker 😎
Luke: Putting my phone on silent, disturb and you will die
Except Ashton ☺️
Ashton: aww someone need a cuddle
Luke: yes please
Ashton: okay what the shit fuck are you doing to Calum
Michael: Whatever I want 😏
Ashton: Keep it down, me and my princess are trying to get some sleep
Michael: I, DON'T, CARE , WHAT YOU THINK
AS LONG AS IT'S ABOUT ME
THE BEST OF US, CAN FIND HAPPINESS, IN MISERY
Ashton: 😑 Did you really just quote Fall Out Boy in relation to fucking your boyfriend
Michael: No, I totally just quoted Mozart
Ashton: Classical music has no lyrics twat
Michael: ahem. NERD!!!
Ashton: FOB would be disappointed that you quoted them in relation to whatever you're doing to Calum
Michael: Says the hardcore Pete Wentz and Mikey Way shipper. I will not hesitate to dust off the fan fiction. Need I say more?
Ashton: Fuck this, I'm going back to bed.
Michael: Ah, victory is oh so sweet.
Calum has entered to that chat
Calum: Babe, that's not victory....that's the flavored lube we used
Ashton: Bitch that had better not be Cherry otherwise you are so screwed....
Michael: Well fuck
Luke has entered the chat
Luke: Calum was right, I'm in a gay band
Ashton: Yay we're back to that again
Michael: Okay I'm leaving I'm exhausted
Luke has left the chat saying: goodnight
Michael has left the chat saying: Later hoes
Calum has left the chat saying: #iamsodone
Ashton has left the chat saying: Night everyone
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Group chats between 5sos
HumorThis is a collection of group texts between the members of 5sos on tour. Malum and Lashton af. Calum is too chill for his own good. Luke is literally the Sassy Louis of the group, Michael is a little shit and he knows it, and Ashton just wants to ma...
