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waking up from my sleep because i felt like i've been sleep for too long and i haven't heard my baby cry. looking at my phone it was only 5:30 in the morning
"damn i'm up all early talking about i been sleep for too long" i mumbled getting out the bed
mugging kemoni, i felt like he was just a sneaky bitch. how you get a dude is how you lose em. grabbing his phone typing jaazah birthday in i went through everything.
"damn this man ain't shit"
he done had bout 17 bitches in his phone, 5 on ig and 4 on twitter. all of em talking about being a step mother too, i would hate to drag them.
walking across the room i grabbed his phone and chucked it right at his face
"bro what the fuck! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MY NIGGA???" kemoni said getting up holding his eye that be twitching
bet that bitch won't twitch no more!
"i want you and your shit out of my house by 10pm. we can split our days with jaazah, so i'll have him until wednesday then he goes with you and then we switch again on wednesday." i told him "i'm not playing with your ass kemoni, you can play that cheating shit with a bitch who has the time!"
walking out the room, i went to get all his games and controllers and packing some of the stuff he brought ja so that he'll have it for wherever he goes. i quite frankly don't give a dumb as long as it's not a trap house.
"you really trying to put me out over some shit you making up?" kemoni said coming up to me
"making up? bitch i seen it with my own eyes! my mama might be dumb but i'm far from it. please get your shit out my house" i said pointing at him walking off again
seems like i everywhere i go this bitch follows! like get out my house before i call the law?
talking about some, something i made up. but why would i make up you cheating on me ?
calling the groupchat they both answered and i immediately started to run my mouth
"bro this boy got me so fucked up, i don't even know why i dealt with his twitchy eye ass. i bet that eye don't twitch no more after i just hit that bitch" i ranted "girl what is you talking about? slow down!" amari said "exactly got me and ja looking at you crazy" chi said
looking at chi background she was in my guest room with ja so that's probably why i didn't hear him crying
"bitch when did you get in my house?" "like an hour ago, when i walked in ja started crying so i got him" chi said shrugging "girl get back to the storyyyy!" mari said dragging out almost every word
"oh yea so i went through his phone, and endless bitches! i mean you lose them is how get em. i should've left him alone when i found out about that bootleg asian doll" i said scrunching my face up "her bbl chopped just like asians too, that shit is embarrassing" chi said making all of us laugh
"what the fuck is ja laughing at? he don't even know what's going on" chi said putting the camera on him while he was still laughing
one thing about ja? if he see you laughing he going to laugh no matter what the circumstances is.
"we could go to a funeral and you know chi going to make fun of somebody he going to start laughing mid prayer" mari said shaking her head
which was true, everywhere we went chi had to make fun of at least 5 people before she went home. and trust... she counts it.
"true, but chi come help me get the rest of this man shit and amari you bring your ass down the block" i said hanging up
walking back into my room kemoni was now in the shower
pouring baby oil on the floor, grabbing one of his bb belts i slapped his ass with the belt making him jump up and fall out the shower
(if you don't know where that's from im disappointed in you)
"bro what the fuck" kemoni said as he kept trying to get up but he kept falling
hitting him each time with the belt until i felt like it was enough i walked out the bathroom
ja was now on my bed watching team umizoomie while chi and amari was packing k3 shit.
"i love all 3 of y'all! you the most jaazah" i said kissing his check "could've sworn we was here first but hey" chi said mugging ja making all of us laugh again
