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the new fortnite and jjk collab has to be a joke

one moment i can be watching the saddest satosugu edit known to mankind and the tiktok right after is gojo hitting the griddy LIKE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE FEELING IN THIS SITUATION

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solitary confinement

rin
which one of you did it.

bachira
who got the emo mad????

isagi
why is he even mad in the first place

rin
someone printed a photo of me sleeping and pasted it on the wall.

aiku
ROFL

you
WHAT????

karasu
AINT NO WAY LMDOAOAOA

chigiri
IT DOESNT HELP THAT ITS IN MANSHINES LOCKER ROOM TOO

isagi
why is it even in there

reo
what makes you think we know 😭😭

nagi
dawg why are ur nostrils all up in the camera like that

kurona
bet those nostrils were flared

hiori
i just know its gonna be a horrible angle

otoya
LMFOAOAOAO THIS PERSON IS A GENIUS

rin
i will kill them.

shidou
oopsies!

you
OFC IRS SHIDOU LFMAOAOAO

karasu
HE EVEN HAD THE FLASH ON AND EVERYTJING AND RIN DIDNT WAKE UP

shidou
i let out a little shart and took a picture on accident, please believe me!!! 🥺🥺🥺

rin
that doesnt explain why its printed.

yukimiya
god bless

karasu
he definitely prayed today

otoya
WAS THAT WHY I HEARD PRINTING NOISES AT NIGHT

shidou
SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU RUINED IT

otoya
DAWG IT WAS SO LOUD

hiori
where did he even find a printer in this jail

bachira
what i was wondering

you
maybe he shit it out

sae
dont bring your horrible ideas into this.

isagi
i mean he did say he sharted 🤷

otoya
BLUD BELIEVED HIM???

karasu
AINT NO WAY

isagi
stfu before i cut your bangs off with a bowl

otoya
yes sir!

you
BOWLCUT OTOYA MDMAOAOOA

otoya
STFU

kurona
anyways
someone send the picture

otoya
PLEASE I WANT TO SEE IT

shidou
HOLD ON I GOT IT IN 4K‼️‼️

rin
watch out.

shidou
yikes! so scary 😖😖

shidou sent an attachment: rinnosehair.jpg

yukimiya
yeah no wonder rin got mad

you
GOD THE FILE NAME MATCHED THE PICTURE A LIL TOO WELL

hiori
he needs to trim a lil

sae
i did not need to see that.

rin
stfu

otoya
WHY DOES HE NOT HAVE BOOGERS

bachira
even his nose hair is luscious
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

chigiri
no way he puts conditioner in his nostrils

rin
i dont.

shidou
OH YEAH? THEN WHAT WAS THAT BOTTLE YOU PUT UP YOUR NOSE

you
HES PUTTING WHAT UP NOW???

hiori
hes taking "i have multiple holes for a reason" a lil too seriously

rin
its a fucking sinus rinse bottle.

shidou
wittle baby has sinus 🥺🥺🥺

otoya
BRO DONT WE ALL HAVE SINUS??

you
i literally huff and puff everything out in the morning

kurona
just get a sinus rinse bottle

you
AND WHERE DO I GET EM??

hiori
google exists

aiku
i dont get sinus 😁

niko
stfu u eat ur boogers
you have no rights to have a say in this

aiku
I DONT TF???

chigiri
you sound like you do

hiori
nah i bet that beard has too much gunk in it

reo
fr at least wash it

aiku
WTF DO YOU RHINK OF ME???

sendou
no wonder ur girls gotta wipe their face after kissing u

you
DAMN.

aiku
its not THAT bad

sae
nasty ass

shidou
RINRIN~
I SEE YOU

kurona
bro is NOT pennywise 😭😭

rin
one more step and ill bash a football into your head.

shidou
dont be like that~

you
that squiggly line made me shiver in cringe

sae
literally.

karasu
what can you expect from someone with 0 shame

rin
kys.

otoya
my girl just sent paragraph

isagi
what did she even say now

otoya
to summarise it she wants to break up

you
LOL
finally that girl realised it

reo
what was she even holding on fr

otoya
you cant be talking rn

reo
at least he came back

nagi
real

aiku
its okay bro💯💯
trust me on this one

otoya
NO ONE IS GONNA TRUST YOU WHEN IT COMES TO GIRLS

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10/8/23

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