my organs when i see first mates (a coinpin story)

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Heart: omg a pirate story, with Bfb characters omg omg i gotta read this!

Brain: NUH UH THIS IS A FUCKING COINPIN FANFIC YOU DUMBASS

Heart: but i wanna read a pirate story and i will! >:3

Brain:NUH UH

Heart: YEA UH

Brain: NUH UH

Heart: YEA U-

Pancreas: heh i love watching drama

Brain: get outta here pancreas you do almost nothing

Pancreas: wdym bro

Brain: we have to get INJECTIONS cuz you dont make enough INSULIN YOURSELF AND ALSO-

Pancreas: alright alright.. i got it, but continue plsss

Brain: ok thank you so.. YOU WILL ONLY READ THIS FANFIC IF YOU TIE ME TO A CHAIR. TAPE MY MOUTH SHUT. AND LEAVE ME IN A BASEMENT.

Heart: mk >:)

a few inches later...

Brain: *muffled* where am i?

Heart: hi!

Brain: *muffled* heart WHAT THE FUCK

Heart: i'm sorry but i can't understand you so i got a translator: eye!

Eye: sup

Brain: *muffled*

Eye: he said "DONT READ THE FANFIC!!!! WHAT IF THERE IS A DETAILED SEX SCENE BETWEEN PIN AND COINY!!! IT'S A FUCKING COINPIN FANFIC AFTER ALL!!!"

Heart: I DONT CARE!! >:) I CAN JUST SKIP OVER IT!!!

Brain: *muffled*

Eye: he said "WHAT IF PIN GETS PREGNANT HUH?!"

Heart: I STILL DONT CARE IN SUPERNOVA IT WAS STOPPED BY THE ABORTION ARC and i dont think that this fanfic will be as crazy as supernova was! heh >:)

Brain: *muffled*

Eye: he said "WHAT IF THERE WONT BE AND ABORTION ARC?! WHAT IF THERE WILL BE A DETAILED PIN BIRTH SCENE?! WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN?!"

Heart: heh pin birth scene, sandy birth stream(ai_sponge funny from whirow's video) also I. CAN. JUST. SKIP OVER IT!!!!!!! 11!1!!1!1!1

Brain: *eats tape off*

Heart: oh god

Eye: well you dont need me any more sooo byeee :D

Brain: *unties himself*

Heart: AHHH HELP

Brain: Well, my friend Heart you sure want to read this fanfic. You did all of this for that. But, you don't know the horrors of ships. Oh you don't... Supernova wasn't even a coinpin fanfic! And look what we had there... Pregnant Pin. Just think what will a coinpin centered fanfic will have! So now the choice is your's... Read, or not read, so choose.

Heart: i.. uhmmm... i-i choose read!

Brain: Well don't come crying to me about everything you'll see. So now my friend you can do it. *walks away*

Heart: oki! :D

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