My reaction to scourges flirtiness

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Me(not orb!!!!):*eating ice cream and being swagalicious on a bench*
Scourge:(in his head:wow she's hot!)
Me:*starts humming*
Scourge:*sits next to me*hey babe!
Me:*gives him a confused look*umm sorry but you must have mistaken me for someone else?
Scourge:nope!
Me:Umm ok*carries on eating ice cream*
Scourge:hey can I ask you a question?
Me:err ok?
Scourge:did it hurt when you fell from heaven?*winks*
Me:*annoyed*yeh cause when I saw your face I wanted to crawl back into hell!*walks off*
Scourge:O-O
Everybody else:BBBBUUUUURRRRNNNN!!!!!!!XD
Next day
Me:*playing basketball with amy,rouge and blaze and stop to take a break*
Scourge:*sits next to me*hey babe!
Me:uggh not you again!
Scourge:*smirks*i know you like me*budges up even more*
Me:(in head:IVE GOT AN IDEA!!!)*stands up and looks at scourge*i need to tell you something!
Scourge:what is it babe?
Me:*in song tone*
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
So here my number
And call me maybe!*gives paper with number*
Scourge:*smirks*i knew you couldn't resist me!
Me:*points at him*FAKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBER!!!!
Everybody else:OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!XD

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