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Peter 🕷️ : do Ants have feelings?
Tin can 🛢️: its 2am! Go to sleep
God of ants 🐜: yes they do! do spiders have feelings?
Peter 🕷️: I'm not that kind of bug related hero. I wouldn't know. I can't talk to them like you do.
God of ants 🐜: I can't talk to them. I understand them
Peter🕷️: that's literally the same thing
God of ants 🐜: no. I can understand their feelings.
Peter 🕷️: isn't that just because you're half ant?
God of ants 🐜: what?! I'm not part ant! Who told you that?!
God of mischief : I did
God of ants 🐜: why?!
God of ants 🐜: hello?
God of ants 🐜: Loki, are you there??
Peter 🕷️: maybe the ants got angry and ate him
God of ants 🐜: Ants don't eat people!
Peter 🕷️: how do you know? Have you asked them?
God of ants 🐜: no. Because they don't know English
Peter 🕷️: what about Spanish? French? Korean?
God of ants 🐜: what no-
Peter 🕷️: let me check.
Peter 🕷️: well when I said hola and bonjor I had no reaction. But! When I said 안 녕 하 세 요
I swear i saw it's leg twitch!
God of ants 🐜: Peter they don't-
Peter 🕷️: hey are you and wasp related?
God of ants 🐜: WHAT?! NO SHES MY GIRLFRIEND!
Peter 🕷️: yeah but if you're part ant, then wasp must be too. And ants evolved from wasps. So you're related?
God of ants 🐜: No! BECAUSE IM FULLY HUMAN
Peter 🕷️: then how come you shrink?
God of ants 🐜: The suit does it
Peter 🕷️: OMG the suit is made from ants?! Tiny ones? That must feel weird. Does it tickle? Do they die if you fall over?
God of ants 🐜 has left the chat
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IRONDAD one shots
FanfictionIrondad one shots And Loki and Peter fluff And basically ONE SHOTS WITH PETER BEING A CINNAMON ROLL I don't own marvel or their characters I also own none of the art NO SMUT!!! And there are gay couples in this and if you have a problem with ga...
