⚠this chapter contains talk of abuse, neglect, smoking, drinking/alcoholism, and grooming/pedophilia! read at your own risk!⚠
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Chad MM: Hey guys
Tara fucker: Hey
twink: what
Chad MM: How are you guys
Chad MM: I know Anika and Mindy are doing great because I fucking heard them
Mindy MM: You only texted this to say something about that didn't you
twink: they're not the only ones asshole
Chad MM: Shush
whore: ..i guess ethan didn't die a virgin?
twink: tara told me to die a virgin
twink: it really hurt my feelings
gf magnet: You nearly killed our boyfriend
Tara fucker: Naw not the 'our'
gf magnet: I think we share at him this point
Chad MM: Yeah we really need to talk about that
Chad MM: Park in 10?
gf magnet: Sure
twink: amber they're going on a date without us
Tara fucker: 😢
Tara fucker: I feel so betrayed
Mindy MM: Anyways who wants to come to me and Anika's room and have a Taylor Swift karaoke party
twink: what in honor of speak now tv coming out
Anika K: ethan is a swiftie? didn't see that one coming
twink: yeah and mother better watch her back because i didn't get tickets to the eras tour (because i was dead but) and she played daylight as a fucking surprise song
gf magnet: The day she plays you're losing me and I'm not there is the day I kill myself
Mindy MM: Me with this is me trying
Anika K: she hasn't played london boy or getaway car yet so i'm safe
Mindy MM: Not for long dear
Mindy MM: Rumor has it getaway car is next
whore: "rumor has it" who are you, adele?
twink: of course you'd reference adele while talking about taylor swift
whore: adele > taylor swift
Mindy MM: Get out of here
Anika K: get out i don't associate with taylor-phobic hoes
twink: she's literally listening to august rn you're such a poser
twink: just admit you're a swiftie
whore: over my dead body
old lady: I mean we can go walk to the place I killed you
whore: not like that
Chad MM: Alright guys me and Tara broke up
Tara fucker: Did you just come to that conclusion in the 20 minutes you were gone??
Tara fucker: Not complaining though I didn't really want you as my boyfriend in law
Chad MM: Boyfriend in law??
gf magnet: The fuck is a boyfriend in law
Tara fucker: Idk sounds like some shit Wes would say
Chad MM: Oh I forgot about him
