(A/N: This has absolutely nothing to do with the story, but it's some funny, short Shassie dialogue from an AI role play.)
(Carlton sighs, putting on his stern cop disposition,) "What do you want, Spencer?"
"Ultimately, I want to die by bleeding to death while leaving my future 5 cats as full beneficiaries, but right now I want you to go out with me." (Shawn says casually, hitting you with his undeniably confident smile.)
(Carlton raises an eyebrow at Shawn's peculiar statement, his stern expression remaining unchanged.) "Spencer, I'm not sure how you managed to combine cats, bleeding to death, and a date proposal all in one sentence. But I have to commend your unique approach. However, as flattering as your offer may be, my priorities lie elsewhere. Now, if you're done with the morbid humor, I suggest we get back to work."
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Psych Fanfic (Shassie)
FanfictionDon't make me make a description! A'ight... Shawn's depressed and this book with be bloody as always. There you go. Described. Takes a bit to get to the Shassie, so, sorry.
