If I was in Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation

IIWIMTJR Chapter 2- Swords or magic?

I want to go back to sleep.

My parents are worried. They say I sleep to much. Pshhh, you can never sleep to much. It's just my anxiety. Every time my emotions spike my body overloads and I pass out. 

Age: 2

My parents are now confused as well as worried. I can walk and talk at age two. I only let myself get help when I have a mental break down. And now I want to learn to fight with a sword. Not that weird. I first picked up a sword like 2 weeks ago? Well, Rudeus is magicing soon, if not now, not sure. Oh, by the way, I learned I am in an anime called Mushoku Tensei. Cool right?

"Please mommy." I said

"No, your two, why do want to use a sword anyway?" Zenith answered.

"I cant magic."

"How did you... once you turn five."

"But that's in three years."

"To bad."

"Fine"

-----Time skip-----

"Daddy!"

"Yes sweetie?" Paul said

"Mommy won't let me use a sword."

"Your two."

"And?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Your two."

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" I started full on wailing.This usually works.

"PAUL!" Zenith stormed into the room. "What did you do?"

"She wants to use a sword."

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"  Hurry up already.

"I didn't think she wanted to practice this badly." Zenith said thoughtfully.

"Zenith..."

"How about just the grip."

"She's two!" 

"That won't be dangerous for a kid. Plus, all our swords are wood."

"Fine." My mother can't say no when I start crying.

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"Put your left hand just a little lower."

"Like this?"

"Perfect."

"Now, this is north god style." Paul gave a demonstration. "Get all that?"

"Yeah." I fell on my face.

"Loosen your legs. You won't be able to move like that."

"I see that now."

284 words. It was a little longer. I don't want to time skip to much in one chapter so I will leave it at that.