100 Things The Monster Nations Aren't Allowed To Do

Canada

1. Canada is not to mention the war of 1812 in front of America

2. Canada is not allowed to bring human flesh or organs to meetings

3. America fainted

4. So did France

5. And a couple others

6. Canada can not make food for non monster nations

7. Especially if it has human flesh in it

8. Or drugs

9. Canada and Greenland are not to be left in a room alone together

10. They somehow managed to set fire to water

11. Canada can't tell America all the monster nations dislike him

12. Canada cannot kill or attack England

13. Even if the reason is justified

14. Canada cannot challenge nations to a game of hockey

15. No not even Russia

16. Or Finland

17. Canada can't give people drugs

18. Not even Cuba

19. Canada is not allowed to come to a meeting on a moose

20. Canada is not allowed to bring Canadian Geese to meetings

21. They almost killed everyone

22. Canada is not allowed to decorate his antlers for holidays

23. Canada can't dye is fur for holidays

24. Canada can't make fun of America

25. Canada can't scare new employees

26. It may be fun for you but new nations and employees don't think so

27. Canada can't tell child nations stories

28. Or fairytales

29. Their older siblings will kill him

30. Canada is not allowed to talk about his sex life with in earshot of his partners

31. Or their siblings

32. Romano and Canada can't burn places down

33. Or blow them up

34. Or flood them

35. Canada can't attack France

36. Nor can he attack America

37. Especially if America wins the Stanley cup

38. Canada can not have a debate with Belgium over if pancakes or waffles are better

39. It will result in a brawl

40. Canada is not allowed to tell America about monsters

41. He has to figure it out for themselves

42. Canada cannot swear in french around any french speaking nation

43. They will faint

44. Prussia and Canada can't work on a project together

45. Canada can't make fun of any of his siblings

46. (expect Greenland)

47. Canada cannot make fun of Iceland

48. Canada cannot make it snow at meetings

49. Seychelles will freeze

50. Canada can't talk about killing humans

51. Canada cannot talk about eating humans

52. Canada can't talk about ww1 with Germany or Prussia with in earshot

53. Canada is not allowed to challenge America to a marksmanship challenge

54. America will lose and cry about it

55. Canada can't stab anyone

56. Canada can't attempted to eat anyone

57. Especially in a brawl

58. Canada cannot under any circumstances blast Oh Canada on speakers during a meeting

59. Canada cannot change nations ringtones to oh Canada

60. Canada cannot switch out all of americas flags for British flags

61. It will start a fight between England and America

62. Canada can't talk about eating people with The Netherlands

63. He's the only non monster nation fine with cannibalism

64. Everyone is uncomfortable by you two

65. Canada is not allowed to sneak up on people

66. Canada isn't allowed to give people food bombs

67. Canada can't give someone food bombs and say they aren't food bombs

68. Canada cannot put maple syrup on everything

69. Especially on America's burgers

70. Nor tell him Burgers were made by Germany

71. Nor tell him that french fries were made in Belgium

72. Canada cannot say poutine is the best human food in the world

73. Canada cannot declare that humans are the best food in the world

74. No matter if others agree

75. Canada cannot tell England his food sucks

76. Even if it's true

77. Canada can't but pineapples on pizza around the Italy brothers

78. Not even if its funny to see their reaction

79. Canada cannot bring random computers to scare France

80. Canada is not allowed to walk in on England practicing magic

81. This is for Canada's safety

82. Canada can't learn magic

83. It would be the end of the world

84. Canada can't go out drinking with Latvia

85. Or with France

86. Canada can't bring human blood to meetings

87. You know what! Canada is not allowed to bring any part of the human body to a meeting

88. Canada can't make things out of bones

89. Not even if they're not human bones

90. Canada can't play Nickel back at meetings

91. Canada can't ride his motorbike to meetings

92. Canada can't bring any animals to meetings

93. This doesn't apply to Kumajiro

94. Canada can't dress up in sexy bunny outfits to world meetings

95. Canada can't insult harry potter

96. Canada can't insult south park

97. Canada can't bring hockey sticks to world meetings

98. Canada can't bring any sort of weapon to a world meeting

99. Canada cannot disobey a angry Norway

100. He is your father he will kill you