When A Blind Man Cries

St Benjamin's: The Hooded Sandwich Thief

Our Father, who art in heaven,

"You're a right bully, Dad! Always have been!"

"At least I got fuckin' morals! If my son was a queer he'd be on the streets right after I'd smashed his face through the back of his pervert skull!"

"He ain't a queer!"

"Have ye seen the scrawny bender?! Don't act like ye haven't heard what the locals have been saying!"

hallowed be thy name;

Please! Please stay! I LOVE YOU!"

"SHUT UP!"

"HIT ME! I DESERVE IT! PLEASE!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"JUST HIT ME! YOU'LL FEEL BETTER!"

"YOU'RE BARMY!"

"HIT ME!"

thy kingdom come;

"The Pacific Ocean."

"Closer, but not quite."

"Erm, what's slightly bigger than the ocean?"

"The world."

"Fine! Pesky bugger! You mean the world to me. Happy?"

thy will be done;

"And why Rashid's Off License?! Of all fuckin' places!"

"I- I figured there was no cameras since that bloke sells ya fags and Mitch kept pushin' me t-"

"YOU RECOMMENDED IT?!"

on earth as it is in heaven.

"I hate you."

"You don't mean that."

"No, I do. I wish I'd drowned you when I 'ad the chance."

Give us this day our daily bread.

"Wow! Dat was close, eh?!"

"You're fuckin' mental!"

"Where was your grandpa two weeks ago?"

"I don't know! Ok?! I don't know!"

And forgive us our trespasses,

"You're the man of the house now."

"I'm... What about Gra-"

"Our Grandfather has never, and will never, be a man. That leaves you, ok?"

"I don't... What does that even mean?"

"You can't let him push ye around anymore."