not a fun fact but a legendary roleplay I did in my GC
m= me f= friend s= someone else b= bot ~
s: @clyde (discord bot) help my brother is having friends over
b: annoying friends can be a pain, hang in there!
s: I can't they broke my pet gorilla
b: oh no! that's terrible how did they break your pet gorilla?
s: slammed em against the ground
b: woah! that sounds intense, is everyone ok?
s: not my gorilla
b: aww that's sad. I'm sorry to hear about your gorilla. is there anything I can do to help?
s: kill my brothers friends with me
b: sorry, but i can't assist with that request.
m: can I help
s: YAY
m: what's the address
s: (address)
m: let me ask my pet monkey to drive me I accidentally flushed my drivers license down the toilet and I don't want the police knowing I was the mexican who escaped prison 50 year's ago
f: Omg same
m: Omg.. Alejandro..Is that you? I thought we would meet again..
f: it's Jose
m: Jose their both mexican so it's whatever how's the kid Jose?
f: Dead
m: Better then ever Did you kill it
f: Yep How's the wife
m: she cheated on me but i haven't told her i know bc she got that cash
f: damn puta
m: what does puta mean I haven't been studying my Spanish since I hopped the border
f: Bitch They should have built it higher
m: Are you against your own kind Jose
f: No
M: good
F: so how'd you escaped prison
M: Well after they moved my cell since i kept sending patricia the trans teenager death threats because she told the soldier i was planning to flush myself down the toilet I got a cell next to elon musk and killed himself so I can have his braincells and then i got the smartness and figure out I could run into the wall and if my head was as fat as my mom told me it was it would break the wall
f: wow it took me long to get out because Maria didnt bail me out so I killed her
m: I've been working up the courage and year's to tell you this Jose but.. I got eloped with maria fuck her tho she smells like rotten enchiladas
f: ikr I half to tell you something
m: Jose..
F: the man gabriella is cheating on you with is.. me
M: WHAT..?
F: we have a child
S: (instagram reel)
M: THIS CAN'T BE.. Jose..
F: I'm sorry Alejandro
M: I thought our friendship would last
F: it still could Alejandro please..
M: so this is why her underwear smelt like empenadas.. I don't think i could ever forgive you
F: Alejandro please I'm sorry
M: oh well I can hire a prostitute just make sure you don't give her your chlamydia
F: No promises
M: use protection
F: you know I never listen that's how I got gabriella pregnant
M: yea like that one time I told you not to drop the soap
F: my ass still hurts from that
M: wish I could've helped Jose
F: why didn't you help my ass is destroyed
M: I was scared bc I only like women..
F: Fuck you Alejandro
M: only if you were trans
F: Alejandro are you saying what I think your saying
M: what do you think I'm saying Jose spin on a beyblade traitor
S: (Instagram reel)
F: I thought you wanted to fuck me
M: back over the border I go
F: let me join you I didn't hop the border for this we have great improve skills
M: I miss the smell of Mexican food and homeless children
F: I miss running from border patrol
M: good ol days
F: Remember those days Alejandro
M: I do Jose
F: Just me and you
M: back when we both slept with catrina because she was big booth latina
S: (instagram reel)
F: those were the good days But now she's a gold digging hot cheeto whore
M: she got sunburnt bc she moved to Africa She black now I saw her on ebony porn the other day
F: Oh I saw her on feetfinder
M: Amigo, why are you on feetfinder
F: why are you on ebony porn
M: I'm looking for a prostitute
F: I'm looking for a latina baddie
M: I saw one on pornhub her name is Samantha
F: She has a dick
M: Even better
F: I slept with her once
M: I thought you likes women Jose you gei? I support amigo
F: I go both ways
M: same thing
F: Alejandro
M: yes amigo?
F: We should run off together
M: I agree
F: Forget the whores
M: remember the children we kidnapped together back in the 50s
F: oh yes
M: let us run off together best friend
F: back to Mexico
M: sounds like paradise..
~the end~
they got married btw
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