Omni Man stares down planet Earth. He looks down behind him at his two fat meaty cheeks dropping down, so wet and creamy. He sticks his finger up his butthole and starts shoving it out and licking it repeatedly. Suddenly, an alien appears. Omni Man shoves him up his butthole as the alien is attempting to get out. "So thick, smooth, ahh and creamy!", Omni Man yells out.
Omni Man starts to fly towards earth, feeling the alien kicking in his juicy butt hole. He then lands in Mark's bedroom. Mark then shoves his nose up Omni Mans butthole and starts sniffing real hard. Omni Man then starts applying oil and shaving cream. "Thick, Mark, Thick!", Omni Man yells out after Mark sticks 10 wobbly wet wieners in Omni Mans glory hole. Mark and Omni Man take off their clothes and start making a rat king with their hot dogs. They then proceed to do the crushing with 20 other guys and then they were all so tired.
Remember kids, togetherness makes everything effortless.
The End
JE LEEST
The Omni Man
FanfictieAfter 5 years, Omni Man returns to his planet. His son, Mark, has been in the deepest state ever. Omni Man, or Nolan, needs to take care of him.
