COUNTRYHUMANS ONESHOTS

SCREAM

-(aka cheap countryhumans ripoff of scream)
-[altered a bit tho]
-even though there's "weird" adjectives, there's no smut.

The Russian Empire was in an attire he was rarely seen-his nightclothes.
His rotary phone rings. It's late in the night and there's nothing to do.
He picks up the call, his expression shifting to confused for a moment, before quickly shifting to stoic.
"Hello? Who is this? What is the purpose of your call?"
That same stalker calls up yet again. Her voice is similar to The Voice from Scream, yet there's something more chilling. Perhaps it's the German accent?

"Why don't you want to talk to me?"

He pauses for a moment before answering, his eyes narrowing slightly.

"Who are you? How did you get this number?"

"You tell me your name and I'll tell you mine,"

Her voice is smooth and almost sensual as she talks, not showing any negative emotions. Her Prussian accent is attractive, catching him by surprise so late in the night.
He pauses for a moment, considering the offer, before reluctantly answering.

"...I am the Russian Empire. Now, answer my question, please. I'm guessing that the manner by which you have gotten yourself my number is... questionable?"

"That's a secret for me to know and for you to find out..."

"I see..."

He pauses for a moment, his eyes narrowing.

"Are you, by chance, a representative of some nation?"

"Perhaps I am... you don't know."

"Then, tell me the purpose of your call. Does your nation require something from mine?"

"Do you like scary movies, Great Russia?"

He pauses for a moment.

"Yes, I do, as a matter of fact. Why do you ask?"

"What's your favourite scary movie?"

He can almost hear her flirty smirk over the line.

"Hm, good question... I'd have to say... I'm rather fond of the classic Dracula and Frankenstein films."

He pauses for a moment, thinking.

"I also quite enjoyed The Exorcist. What about you?"

"Ah. Interesting."

She giggles.

"Would you like to guess?"

He pauses, a look of mild amusement crossing his face as he considers her request.

"Hm... I do believe it must be either It, Saw, or... The Shining."

"No... though they are good ones. Try again..."

He pauses once more, his expression still slightly amused.

"Hm... Scream, A Nightmare On Elm Street, or Get Out. I'd imagine it must be one of those three."

"Is the second one the film where the guy had knives for fingers?"

He quickly answers her question, his expression shifting to a smile.

"Yes, yes it is."

"Freddy Krueger... I really liked that film."

His smile widens slightly.

"Indeed. I must say, you have exquisite taste in movies."

"So... do you have a girlfriend?"

His eyebrows narrow slightly. He pauses, before answering.