an incomplete list of things that shocked me when i went to america

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a lot of this will be new york specific cause i've never been to any other state 😋

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- they don't use duvets?? its just blankets???

- the houses are built so weird. why are there very tall stairs going up to your house if your house isn't up there??

- in new york,the billboards will occasionally have tweets on them from brands? what? why would you do that

- THOSE YELLOW SCHOOL BUSES ACTUALLY EXIST AND ARE USED

- there are like no bins but also no rubbish? in ireland there are recycling bins all over the place and piles of litter next to them

- they graduate school when they're like 10??? why??? stop that.

- THE ACCENTS. I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT A NEW YORK ACCENT WAS UNTIL I HEARD ONE COME OUT OF A TEENAGE BOY'S MOUTH. "you talkin to me?" NO I AM TALKING TO YOU,SIR. PRONOUNCE THAT G. YOU ARE LITERALLY IRISH ON BOTH PARENTS SIDES,I DONT CARE WHERE YOU WERE BORN AND GREW UP

- THERE IS SCAFFOLDING EVERYWHERE. ARE YOU NOT SCARED? DO YOU HAVE NO FEAR?

- on the subway, you get absolutely raptured if you're standing up. WHY IS IT SO FAST?? SLOW DOWN

- people thank you for holding doors. in ireland,no one thanks you because its expected. does this mean america is polite or rude? they thank you because it is nice but in ireland they do not thank you because its the bare minimum

- why is every single place in nyc a landmark or like a tourist attraction? like i go to the local olive garden and they're like "albert einstein died at this table."

- why can you buy a gun in walmart but you can't buy a kinder egg??

as i said,this is incomplete. i may come back w more but for now that is all i can think of that shocked me about america

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