Natasha: We're gonna need a jet.
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Natasha: I said we needed a jet.
Rick Mason: Yeah, you know what you didn't give me? Time. Or money. I'm not made of jets.
Yelena: I thought you were supposed to be the best. Like a real pro.
Rick Mason: Oh, I beg your pardon, tsarina. Was the free flat and lifetime supply of kissel not to your liking?
"Is it just your mission to annoy people with sarcasm" natasha asks
"It just comes naturally"
Yelena: Ha!
Natasha: Don't let her wind you up.
Rick Mason: No, I take exception to impugning my professionalism.
Natasha: Well, you did set me up with a generator that crapped out after six hours.
Rick Mason: (SCOFFS) You, too, huh? Tag team.
Yelena: Aw, he's sensitive. See why you keep him around.
Natasha: Where's the rest?
(EXHALES)
Rick Mason: Voilà.
(HOLLY GRABS HER PHONE AND AIRPODS, PUTS ONE IN AND TURNS ON SOME MUSIC. NATASHA JUST LOOKS AT HER, BUT TAKES ONE)
Holly: don't lose it
Natasha: i wont, but i can get you another pair.
"What were you listening to?" Wanda asks her
"Probably my BLTM playlist, which is Billie Eilish, Lana del ray, Taylor swift and Melanie Martinez, but I need to add Olivia Rodrigo on there"
"That's good taste" all the female avengers side in the room say
Yelena: Ooh.
Natasha: Oh, I stashed that, like, five years ago.
Natasha: How is it?
Yelena: It's dry. It's really dry.
(GRUNTS)
Rick Mason: You know, you're getting dangerously close to running out your tab. Supplies I can tally, but you bring me attention from the authorities, all my prices go up.
Natasha: What's that supposed to mean?
Rick Mason: Your mate, Secretary Ross, has been sniffing around my affairs to the point at which I've got contacts declining my calls. I'm a private contractor.
Natasha: You are sensitive.
Rick Mason: You're a very annoying individual.
Natasha: I'll make it up to you.
Rick Mason: Mmm-hmm. That's what you say every time.
(MEN GRUNT)
Alexei: So, I have the nuclear code.
Alexei: But there he is.
Alexei: Captain America!
INMATES: America.
(OPPONENT WINCES)
Alexei: Finally, the Red Guardian's time has come!
Alexei: I grab hold of his shield and face to face, it's a test of strength.
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FanfictionNatasha used to be at Hogwarts. She was a Slytherin, but good friends with the marauders. Natasha then left and went back to the Red Room. James married Lily and Natasha married Clint.
