Ray: If you put violently in front of every sentence, it makes it funnier.
Miles: Violently sleeps
Bose: Violently... Kisses Chapa?
Chapa: Violently murders people such as Bose
Mika: Violently worries about Chapa's sentence
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Ray: (sighs) Bose, why'd you attack the waiter.
Bose: He offered her a drink!
Ray: IT'S HIS JOB
Bose: (shakes his head) he knew what he was doing.
Ray: (facepalms)
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Bose walks over to Mika while she's doing homework.
"Mika, what's the meaning of Idk and Idc?"
Mika doesn't look up from her homework.
"I don't know and I don't care, baby Boy"
Bose cries and finds Chapa.
Mika finishes her homework.
"Yes! I'm do- Chapa?!"
Chapa cracks her knuckles.
Mika gulps nervously.
"You got five seconds to explain yourself."
Mika nods.
"Chapa, you need to calm down and-"
Chapa: Wrong answer 😈
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Bose: Mika, wanna hear a secret?
Bose: I like Chapa
Mika: I thought you were gonna tell me a secret?
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Mika sneezes.
Nothing happens.
Chapa sneezes.
Bose barges in.
Bose: Chapa, are you okay? Are you sick? Do you need me to take you to the hospital?
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Chapa: I love-
Mika: YES! Chapa's finally admitting she loves Bose!
Chapa:...
Chapa: I was going to say genuine moments.
Mika: (dreamily) it will be a genuine moment.
Chapa: (facepalms)
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Bose is on a call with Chapa.
Bose: okay, you hang up first.
Chapa: dude, just hang up the phone.
Bose: No, you first (giggles)
Chapa: (shrugs) okay. Click.
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Chapa turns to leave. Bose clings into Chapa.
Bose: No, don't leave! I'm scared of the dark!
Chapa: Your scared of everything, dude.
Bose: (hugs Chapa tight)
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Bose trying to flirt.
"You come here often?"
Bose leans on a locker and falls down.
Chapa looks down at Bose.
"This is our school dude."
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Ray: I love moms
Bose: I love Chapa
Mika: I hate Miles
Chapa: I hate my boyfriend
Mika: Bose?
Chapa: Nope, I'm datin' and alien.
Bose freaks out.
Bose: wait, what?!
Chapa: now you know how it feels.
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Bose: I like your ears.
Chapa: Huh.
Bose. I like your ears. You have really nice ears. They are like, pretty, and uh, matchs your nose.
Chapa: (raises a eyebrow)
Bose: (sighs) I was trying to flirt, okay? I have no idea what I'm doing! Please just kiss me!
Chapa: that was you flirting?!
Bose: I tried, okay? Now please kiss me.
Chapa: hold out your hand
Bose: (holds out his hand) why?
Chapa: (kisses his hand) you never said where.
Bose blushes anyway.
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Bose: please kiss me.
Chapa: you won't be able to handle it.
Bose: please?
Chapa kisses his cheek.
Bose passes out
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Ray: this is our love box. We put the things we love in the box.
Bose: can I put Chapa in the box?
Ray: what? No! We put objects in the box.
Miles:okay, so can I put Chapa in the box?
Ray: no, you cannot-
Mika: can I put Chapa in the box?
Ray: NO ONES PUTTING CHAPA IN THE BOX
Chapa: (chillin in the box)
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Bose: Chapa, have you ate?
Chapa: Chapa, have you ate?
Bose: are you copying me?
Chapa: are you copying me?
Bose: I love you
Chapa: I love me too
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Bose: if I say I love you, you will say it back
Chapa: okay
Bose: I love you
Chapa: it back
Bose: aw, darn it!
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Chapa and Bose walk in holding hands.
Miles: omg, who confessed?!
Bose: it was Chapa, and she did it really sweet
Chapa: um, I called you a big dummy, you grabbed my hand, I threw a rock at your head and you dragged me inside
Bose: isn't she sweet?
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Chapa: all in all, successful mission!
Bose: (sobbing) we lost Mika and Miles!
Chapa: ...
Chapa: like I said, successful mission.
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Chapa: In our relationship, I'm the sun and your the moon.
Bose: aww, because you brighten my world?
Chapa: Yup. And I'm the hot one.
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Bose: I love you
Chapa: I know, SHUT UP
Bose: if you yell I wouldn't cuddle you
Chapa: kicks him and cuddles with Miles in front of Bose.
Bose (sobbing) Miles, I thought we were friends!
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Bose: (crying) Chapa, leave me alone.
Chapa: I'm trying, let go of my hand!
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Bose and Chapa in an argument
Chapa: take what's yours, and leave!
Bose: fine!
Bose:(grabs chapa's hand and walks out
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Hope y'all enjoyed the first chapter of my first Incorrect Quotes book! Love y'all so much!
