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My shorts are so unhinged- 💀💀💀 they don't stop- 💀💀 or have any chill 💀💀💀

Umbridge: Care to explain to why you're late?

(Apparently Me): I overslept, professor. I lost track of time as well.

Umbridge: Lost- track of time?

Me: Yes, professor. Last night was really rough for me.

Umbridge: So rough you decided to change houses?

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Me: *wearing a Slytherin tie*

Me: Holy shit-

*Draco in the background-*

Umbridge: As far as I recall, you are a Gryffindor, correct?

Me: Uh- yes, you got it right professor.

Umbridge: May I ask where your tie is?

Me: I don't quite remember-

"I can't do this anymore"

Umbridge: Hm, how honest of you, miss.

Do you see what I deal with? 💀💀💀💀

(It felt better if I typed it out- 💀)

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