An collection of Enigmatic skits

Stairs

we see our protagonist Enigma cooking surely nothing can go wrong right?..... Right?

Enigma:*whistles*oh boi I can't wait to enjoy me some*makes a plate of food*BIRRIA TACOS

After making himself a plate of birria tacos, he would head to some stairs and since his room was upstairs he would have to climb the stairs to get to his room

Enigma:.....I really hope I don't spill my food

He would walk up the stairs and while having a couple of close calls he would managed to get all the way up the stairs......only for a baseball to crash through a window and domed him in the head causing him to fall back and spill his food, and it also caused him to fall down the stairs. When he reached the end he was laying on the flooring looking straight at the ceiling

Enigma:........MAN I CAN'T ENJOY SHI-