Kunikida : to check up on you, or if you work in the ADA, to ask if you did your work
Dazai; to annoy the shit out of you
Chuuya: asks you to buy him some wine
Akutagawa: needs approval for arson bc nobody else would say yes
Ranpo: needs a TINY bit of money to buy snacks (a not small amount)
Poe: asks to take you shopping if you tell him something good abt his novel
Atsushi: needs help opening a door . (Don't ask, he's a fucking orphan, how tf would he know?)
Mori: got his dick stuck in the microwave
Fukuzawa: accidentally set a building on fire (it was not on accident, it was also the PM building)
