One day pelle was jacking off in his bedroom because he hates his life and then he heard screaming downstairs. He didn't care. He kept jacking off. Then he heard even more screaming and got frustrated because his ears hurt. He want downstairs with his 3 inch disaster dangling between his thick thigh goth mommy legs and saw Euronymous getting brutally murdered by varg but then varg choked on a cornflake and also died. Pelle looted their dead bodies (stole their wallets) and took a piss on their corpses. He heard knocking at the door. He saw the grim reaper from sims 4 OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT DUDEE AAAAA
Pelle screamed and tried to run away but he tripped over his pants that were still down and slid against the floor and got rug burns on his balls. Rest in penis mr dude man
