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Bored Sex

Craig POV

I'm sitting in the cafeteria boredly waiting for Tweek to get his lunch. He starts walking to our table with his lunch and comes over to sit down.

"Hey babe!" I say
"Hi daddy" he responds

Tweek saying daddy to me just turns me. Next thing you know..I'm hard. I grab his hand and run towards the nearest bathroom with him, pull him in a stall and lock the door.

"What are we doing here Craig?" Tweek asks
Craig whispers "I'm hard"

Tweek Pov

We both undress and start fucking. But.. I got hella bored so I started singing to ease my Boredom.

"Toxic gossip train, chugging down the tracks of misinformation🎶🎶🎶"

"Tweek what the hell ahhh~ are yo- ahh~ doing?" Craig asks trying to stop himself from moaning
"I'm fucking bored. We fuck everyday and I get bored. But you should sing along with me" I respond

We both start singing "Hey
It's been ughhhh~~ a while since you saw my face
I haven't been doing so great
So I took a little break
A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true
Doesn't mmmm~ matter if it's true, though
Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right?
You guys having fun?
All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station
Toxic gossip train
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
Those rumors ahhh~ look like facts if you don't mind the gaps
I won't survive in the crash, but hey
At least you're havin' fun"

But then I got bored of our sex again so I died of boredom

Craig Pov
Tweek was so bored of my sex that he died... but it was fine cause right after his funeral I called my side chick.

"Hey Laura, my boyfriend died. I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date tonight"

~time skip to Laura and Craig's wedding~

"Do you take Laura tuck to be your wife?" The officiant asked
"I do" I responded
"Do you Laura Tucker, take Craig to be your husband?"
"I do"

THEN WE WERE MARRIED but every once and a while me and ghost Tweek hook up. Just don't tell Laura