Yunobo- URGHHHHHHH
Link- you really have died a lot of times
Riju- Wait what--
Yunobo- *VICIOUS 'NOM-NOM'*
Riju- I always come in at weird times
Tulin- hi peeps
Yunobo- RAGGGHHHHRAGH
Riju- Wh--
Prince Sidon- HI--
Tulin- what the actual--
Yunobo- THIS IS THE STUFF... ORGHHHHHH
Link- he sounds like you Sidon
Riju- WHA--
Tulin- why can't we just say a normal hello??
Yunobo- YOU SHOULD TASTE THIS SOMETIME--
Riju- Taste wh--
Tulin- WHAT THE ACTUAL--
Yunobo- ROCK ROASSSST
Link- ono
Riju- WHAT IS IT--
Link- MARBLE ROCK ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
Riju- Huh??? What's that??
Link- It's this weird rock roast that's got malice or smth in it-- but hang on-- I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL GONE NOW
Riju- W--
Yunobo- What?? No! This is regular rock roast... chill, guys!
Tulin- ...
Riju- Uhh... is that supposed to be better??
Tulin- idk?! Whatttt is going onnnnnnnnnnnn
Link- *pushes up imaginary scientist-nerd-guy glasses on nose* Rock roast; it's a rock, shaped like meat. There was a quest I needed to complete that involved it, and later on I needed to save Goron City so the rock roast would return to its normal form, instead of being the version infested with malice.
Prince Sidon- slay Linkyyy
Link- TYSM SIDYYY
Prince Sidon- ANYTIME LINK-PINKY
Link- IM NOT PINK BUT OKAYYY TY FOR SAYING UR WELCOME
Prince Sidon- TY FOR SAYING TY FOR MY UR WELCOME
Link- TY FOR SAYING TY FOR SAYING TY FOR MY UR WELCOM--
Riju- YOU CAN GO CONGRATULATE URSELVES SOMEWHERE ELSEEE
Link- that's vai for ya
Prince Sidon- yea...
Tulin- *rolls eyes*
Riju- THANKYOU
Tulin- wh--
Yunobo- *Leaves chat*
Link- what just happedeededed
Riju- Link, first of all, you never would have saved the Goron if it weren't for Yunobo. Sidon, Yunobo was a great help in this chat to you because he argued with you and gave me and Tulin some great entertainment. And Tulin u slay the day :>
Tulin- ikr *feather flick... but struggles*
Link- to change the conversation, i made a song ill show you
Tulin- huh why did the subject need to change... :(
Riju- Tulin was slayin'
Link-
Baby, you can find me under the lights
Rupees under my eyes
Turn the rhythm up, don't you wanna just
Come along for the ride on my hand-made Zonai machine?
Oh, my froggy outfit so tight
You can see my heartbeat tonight
I can take the heat, baby, when I'm wearing my Gerudo vai clothing
That's the moment I shine'Cause every romance shakes and it bends
Don't give a damn
When the night's here, I don't do tears of the kingdom
Baby, no chance
I could dance, I could dance, I could danceWatch me dance, dance the night away
For some reason life goes so quick (I mean watch the time in the game)
Watch me dance, dance the night away (uh-huh)
I'll still keep the party runnin', not one hair out of place (since mine's so lo-ong)Lately, I've been moving close to Sido-on
Still be lookin' my best
I stay on the beat, you can count on me
I ain't missin' no bokobli-ins'Cause every romance shakes and it bends
Don't give a damn
When the night's here, I don't do tears of the kingdo-om (yo)
Baby, no chance (cha-ance-y)
I could dance, I could dance, I could danceWatch me dance, dance the night away
My heart could be burnin', but you won't see it on my face
Watch me dance, dance the night away (uh-huh)
I'll still keep the party runnin', not one hair out of place ('cause mine's so lo-ong yeah)When my heart breaks (and it never will, no not with Sidy)
When my world shakes (curse you blood moon)
I don't play it safe (no I whack those bokos)
Don't you know about me? (Sidy do-oes)
I could dance, I could dance, I could danceEven when the tears of the kingdom are flowin' like diamonds on my face (ain't make no sense)
I'll still keep the party goin', not one hair out of place (yes, it's lo-ong)
Even when the tears are flowin' like diamonds on my face (yes the kingdom's te-ears)
I'll still keep the party goin', not one hair out of place (IT'S SO LO-ONG)Watch me dance, dance the night away (uh-huh)
My heart could be burning, but you won't see it on my face (nuh-uh, Sidy)
Watch me dance, dance the night away (das right Sidy)
I'll still keep the party runnin', not one hair out of place (NONONO)When my heart breaks (IT NEVER WILL)
When my world shakes (I feel Sid-d-dy)
I don't play it safe (SIDY)
Don't you know about me? (Uh-huh)
I could dance, I could dance, I could danceDance the night
Link- half the credits goes to Dua Lipa
Prince Sidon- BRAVO
*Riju and Tulin leave chat*
YOU ARE READING
~Notification~
FanfictionEver wondered what totk would be like if it was a group chat (no)? I know people have done group chats with botw, but imma do it here... stay tuned guys, gals, and non-binary pals hehe
