Henwy: Come on Harley give your uncle Kit a hug
Wisp: Hug?
Harley: *slaps Wisp lightly*
Henwy: Oh you don't wanna give him a hug
Wisp: *le sobs*
Henwy: *screams*
Sigils: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Nico: Should we do something?
Biffle: No, I want to see who wins
Sigils: Dammit, Henwy!
Henwy: What?! It wasn't me!
Sigils: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Nico!
Nico: Not me either.
Sigils: Oh... then who set the house on fire?
SSundee: *whistles*
Henwy: Look guys, I need help-
JeromeASF: Love help?
Sigils: Financial help?
Biffle: Emotional help?
Nico: Help moving a body?
*Everyone looks at Nico*
Nico: What?
Sigils: Anyone d-
Henwy: Depressed?
Biffle: Drained?
Nico: Dumb?
JeromeASF: Disliked?
Sigils: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
Wisp: You three, explain right now!
Silver: It was Henry.
Jago: It was Henry.
Billy: It was Henry.
...
Henwy: ...f***.
Henwy: Sigils, how much do you love me?
Sigils: Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you.
Henwy: But it's morning...
Sigils: Exactly.
Henwy: Love is in the air?
Henwy: WRONG!
Nico: *going insane*
SSundee: I could fix him but whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier
LoafX: Hey Henwy! Count how long I can breathe underwater!
Henwy: Okay!
LoafX: *goes underwater*
Henwy: One... Two... Three... Four...
A few moments later
Henwy: O-One thousand four hundred...
Colton: Dad, did you call for me?
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