Singapore Qualifying

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Lion King: Fuck, Shit, Fuck, Shit

Mexican Minister of Defence: I am going to quit

Lion King: I hate this car. It's so bad

Master Chef: Says a Red Bull driver

Tripod: For real

El Plan: Calm down!

Lion King: This is so shit

Gridmum: Max!

Lion King: Yeah, yeah

Gridmum: Good.

Gridmum: Maple Syrup are you okay?

Maple Syrup: Just a little shaken but yes, I am good.

Gridmum: Okay, good. If that changes then tell me!

Maple Syrup: I will!

Golden Retriever: That looked so scary. I am so happy that you're okay.

Estie Bestie: Me too!! Let's cuddle after the media

Maple Syrup: Okay:)

Maple Syrup: I am sorry to Oscar, Logan, Zhou and Valtteri for ruining your laps

Iconic closet: It's okay. We were out anyway!!

Traditions: Exactly! The Aplha Romeo is a useless peace of shit

Americas only hope: Don't worry about me either! I would've been out anyway as well

Traditions: What matters the most is, that you are okay!

Iconic closet: Yes!

Maple Syrup: Is Oscar alright though?

Americas only hope: I am sure he is. Probably changing right now

Maple Syrup: Milk lover do you know anything?

Milk lover: Don't know. He didn't talk to me. Just stormed of to his drivers room. But that probably means that he is mad.

Lion King: He has had really bad luck the past few races

Maple Syrup: I am sorry, I really am.

Pastry from down under: No, I am not mad. Well I mean, I am. But I shouldn't be mad because obviously it's WAY MORE important that you are okay. But I am still mad and I feel so bad about that because I know that you didn't do that on purpose but I am just pissed of. I at least wanted to make it trough to Q2 because I don't have the upgrades but I even couldn't do this. And everybody hates me at the moment because I am not close to Lando and this is just fucked up.
I am sorry that I am mad. I know I shouldn't be.

Tripod: This is probably the longest time I've ever heard him speak

Master Chef: PIERRE!

El Plan: WHO IS HATING YOU?!

Pastry from down under: People on Twitter etc. But I don't care

Milk lover: You do

Lion King: You do

Pastry from down under: Piss off!

Gridmum: Hey! No fighting here!

Honey Badger: Summer Break really made chill Oscar to mad Oscar

El Plan: Daniel!

Pastry from down under: Okay. That's it. Bye.

Honey Badger: Hey!

Americas only hope: Great. Now I can search for him the whole night

Estie Bestie: Or you just leave him. Would do us a big favour

Milk lover: SHUT UP!

Americas only hope: I am going to kill you, Esteban

Lion King: I am getting a knife.

Mexican Minister of Defence: Max just left the motorhome with a knife to go to the Alpine motorhome

Honey Badger: I AM ON MY WAY

Honey Badger: To help him☺️

Gridmum: GUYS!! STOP IT!

Gridmum: NO ONE is murdering anyone here!

Lion King: 😒😒😒

El Plan: Seriously. Calm down! Everyone of you

Gridmum: Otherwise I'll have to remove some people from this groupchat!

Gridmum: Good.

El Plan: Great Job, Carlos! The second time in row on pole! I am so proud.

Smooth Operator: Thank you!

Milk lover: YOU DID GREAT!

Smooth Operator: ❤️

Gridmum: Charles and George as well! Great job!

Pro Footballer: Thank you!!!

Shirtless: Thank you!

Sir Lewis: Really, George! Amazing!

Shirtless: Thank you, Lewis:)

Pets lover: You did great!!!!!

Shirtless: I am sorry for you though

Pets lover: It's okay. P14 is okay considering how our fp's looked.

Gridmum: Okay, guys! Really proud of all of you! Sleep well and don't be too upset about today. Tomorrow is a new day.

Oscar is so unlucky ffs

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Oscar is so unlucky ffs

Like I am SO glad that Lance is okay but Oscar...😭😭 I am gonna cry

I am just going to pretend Singapore doesn't exist and skip to Japan at this point

Anyway, happy for Lando. My McLaren heart is half healed at least

Hope you liked this chapter?:)

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