Weiss:no Yang,me and Ruby do not have pet names for each other.
Yang:yeah?what do bees make?
Weiss:a lot of noise when they don't think we're home.
Yang&Blake:FUCK.
Ruby,walks into the room:I will never be the same after what I heard..
Blake:OML SHUT UP ALREADY..
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*weiss found out Blake can purr and is teasing her*
Weiss:now I know why yang is constantly hugging you!you purr your heart out when she does!*is dying laughing*
Blake,as red as a tomato:i hate you.
Weiss:ha!now your all rosey!
Ruby yelling from the other room:did you call me Weiss!
Blake:call you?all she did was call me rosey...WAIT
Yang:I FUCKING KNEW IT,YOU DO HAVE PET NAMES
Weiss:SHUT UP HEATHEAD
Blake&yang: *laughing there asses off*
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Blake:appreciate the little things in life
R,B,Y,*hugs weiss*:we appreciate you IceQueen!
Weiss:Ruby I love you,but fuck you.Yang,Blake,I hate you,go fuck yourself.
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Ruby:feel my shirt,yk what it's made of?
Weiss:Cotten?
Ruby:No,girlfriend material;)
Yang:THATS MY GIRL
Blake:I'm gonna kms if I have to be around this any longer.
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Blake:I don't need to go to bed.I'm not tired.I'll be fine.
Yang:but honey,I'll be so lonely and cold without you
Blake:Yang...are you trying to seduce me into Healthy sleeping patterns?
Yang:is it working?
Blake: ...
Blake:I'll go to bed.
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Ruby:I want a divorce!
Weiss:but we're not married..
Ruby:and I'm taking our kid!
Weiss:what kid?!
Ruby,picks up Zwei:this kid.
Weiss:RUBY WAIT.
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RWBY one shots!
FanfictionYang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna Ruby rose x weiss schnee Other ships: Ren x Nora - ReNora Jaune x Pyrrha - Arkos Coco x velvet - Crosshares Winter x Robyn - Snowbyrd, SchneewoodForest Cinder x neo - spicecream Sun x Neptune - sea monkeys Qrow x c...
