Kowokichi: so guys
Kowokichi: why do you think Ryoma is so short?
Miuwu: maybe his mom fell down a flight of stairs while she was pregnant with him looooool
Kiyowo: I am positive that pregnancy does not work like that, Miu.
Miuwu: pfffffft like you would know!
Himikowo: maybe his bloodline was cursed! cursed to be short for all eternity!
Tenkowo: yeah, his father must have angered a powerful witch like Himiko!
Kaewede: guys, is this really our business to be talking about? Ryoma's our friend, why should we care what his height is?
Kowokichi: oh no, I don't care, I just wanna know why
Gowonta: Gonta doesn't care either! Gonta loves Ryoma anyway!
Gowonta: Gonta loves holding him in his arms at night when Ryoma has bad dreams, it makes both of us so happy <3
Kowokichi: *BIG BARF*
Kaitowo: maybe his growth was stunted?
Makiwi: why don't you just do some research
Kowokichi: because that's not fun >:(
Kiibowo: hello everyone! What are we all discussing?
Miuwu: we're talkin about why Hoshit is so short
Kiibowo: perhaps it is a genetic condition?
Rantarowo: @Ryowoma why are you short?
Kowokichi: RANTAROOOOOOO
Ryowoma: is this why my phone has been blowing up while I was trying to play cookie run?
Kowokichi: of course not! We would never mettle in your personal life :)))
Ryowoma: well let's just get whatever it is over with, there's only a couple days left on this event.
Kowokichi: so what is it Ryoma? Were you cursed? Did your mom fall down the stairs? Stunted growth?
Ryowoma: the answer is actually pretty underwhelming.
Ryowoma: I have dwarfism
Kowokichi: dwarfism??? Aw hell nah, next you'll be telling me your parents were elves or smthn
Kowokichi: diggy diggy hole ass mf
Kiyowo: Kokichi, dwarfism is a real genetic condition.
Kowokichi: liar liar pants on fire
Shuwuichi: Kokichi, if you just looked it up, you'd see that it's a genetic condition that plenty of people have.
Kowokichi: don't take me for a fool, Saihara-chan! I'm not as stupid as you think!
Rantarowo: apparently you are
Kiibowo: Blinkapedia.com/dwarfism
Kowokichi: so wait. You're telling me that nothing happened to Ryoma? He's literally just a midget? How boring!
Ryowoma: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Anyway bye bitches, and sweetheart.
Gowonta: bye Ryoma! I love you!
Ryowoma: love you to honeybee
Kowokichi: EWWWWW GET A ROOM *BARF*
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