dragonrompa V3 chatfic wtf?! *dies of cringe*

Secrets

Kowokichi: hey guys let's play a game

Kowokichi: I did a little digging and found out all of you have a horrible secret you're keeping

Kowokichi: I am going to change all of your chat names to your horrible secrets and we have to guess who's who

Ryowoma: you better be lying rn

Kowokichi: oh I ain't lying

Kowokichi has changed 15 names

Crys when they see cute dogs has changed 1 name

Sings Brittany Spears in the shower: HEY

Reads Steven King novels before bed: that one is Kokichi, I've heard it before

Reads Steven King novels before bed: also yes I do lull myself to sleep with Horror and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Sings Brittany Spears in the shower has changed one name

Falls asleep to metal music: huh

Falls asleep to metal music: what happened

Has a huge cock: what the fuck

Has a huge cock: Kokichi if you've been watching me I'm gonna kill you

Sucked a dick once: AHSHSHJDHD($($+;#$+$8

Sucked a dick once: HOW DID YOU FIND THIS OUT

Not a real blonde: lies! Lies! LIES!

Has a secret bdsm porn stash: honestly I'm not surprised Kokichi found out about this

Swallows their pills dry: is this really a secret? I thought everyone knew this.

Has a secret bdsm porn stash: yeah, Kokichi, everyone knows Kirumi does that… it's not a weird thing.

LyingLittleShit has changed 1 name

Punched Hiyoko: oh no!

Punched Hiyoko: gonta did not want friends to find out! :(

LyingLittleShit: Welp there ya go >:(

LyingLittleShit has changed 1 name

Buggin': gonta is very sorry about it!

Has a huge cock: out of all people that could've been, I didn't expect Gonta.

Uses hair extensions: usually I'd kick your ass for that, but… Hiyoko probably deserved it.

Has a huge Cock: if you would've kicked his ass, you're likely Tenko

LyingLittleShit has changed 1 name

MotherDearest: what, may I ask, provoked this?

Buggin': hiyoko was squishing ants, and she wouldn't stop when gonta asked her too! then she said lots of mean things about his friends, she especially said very bad things about ryoma! then gonta lost his temper, and he hit her… very ungentlemanly thing to do.

Crys when they see cute dogs: it's okay, we forgive you Gonta.

LyingLittleShit: a real gentleman doesn't let stanky ass bitches talk shit!

Kissed their sister when they were little: what is popping, brothers?

Kissed their sister when they were little: NO

Sucked a dick once: ASDGSJKSHDJKD? AHQEUEIEYWOWEIDODNCBEVD!!!

Kissed their sister when they were little: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SHE KISSED ME

Kissed their sister when they were little: ALONG WITH PERFORMING OTHER VERY TRAUMATIZING THINGS ON ME THAT I'D RATHER FORGET

Kissed their sister when they were little: CHANGE IT THIS INSTANT