"ʜᴇʜ! ꜱᴛʀᴀᴡʜᴀᴛ ʟᴜꜰꜰʏ! ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴠɪɴᴄTᴇ! ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴍʏ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ ᴅᴀʏ.. ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ʀᴇᴡᴀʀᴅ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴠʏ.. ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜᴍᴏᴜʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʀᴜʟʏ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ! ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀꜱᴛꜱ ᴋᴀɪᴅᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ!!"
ɴᴀᴍᴇ:
"ʜᴇʜ! ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪꜱ ᴍɪʀᴀꜱᴜᴋɪ ᴍᴜꜱʜɪᴋᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴋɪᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀꜱꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ʙʀᴀᴛ!"
ᴀɢᴇ:
"ʜᴜʜ? ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ᴘᴜɴᴋ?.. ɪ'ᴍ 30."
ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ:
"ʜᴍᴘʜ! ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ᴘᴇꜱᴛᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅᴇꜱᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ᴘᴜɴᴋ!" ꜱʜᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʟᴅ/ ʙʟᴜɴᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴀꜱ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʀᴜᴅᴇ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴜɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ꜱʜᴇ ɪꜱ ɪɴ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴛᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴇ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ, ɪꜱ ꜱᴜɴ ʙᴀᴛʜᴇɪɴɢ, ɢᴇᴛꜱ ʟᴀɪᴅ ᴏʀ ꜰɪɢʜᴛꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ
ʜᴏʙʙɪᴇꜱ:
"ᴋɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴘɪʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴀꜱꜱ! ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴠʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ʙᴏɴᴜᴛᴜ ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀ 10,00 ᴘɪʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ! ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ʜᴀꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴇꜱᴄᴀᴘᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇ! ᴡᴇʟʟ.. ᴀʟᴍᴏꜱᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇʙʀᴇᴀᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏ? ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ!"
ᴏᴄᴄᴜᴘᴀᴛɪᴏɴ:
"ʜᴇʜ! ɢʟᴀᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ! ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ɴᴀᴠʏ ꜱᴛᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʀ ʟᴏʀᴅ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ ꜱᴏ ɴᴏᴡ ɪ ʀᴇꜰᴜꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴏᴀ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴡ ɪɴ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ɪꜱʟᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴠᴀᴅᴇᴅ!" ꜱʜᴇ ɪꜱ Qᴜɪᴛᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴏᴀ ʜᴀɴᴄᴏᴄᴋ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʙᴏᴀ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴀʀ ʟᴏʀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ꜱʜᴇ ʜᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʙᴜᴛ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ᴍɪʀᴀꜱᴜᴋɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴏɴ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴡᴇʟʟ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ.
ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ ꜰʀᴜɪᴛ:
"ʜᴜʜ? ᴏʜ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɪ ᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʟɪ ꜱʟɪ ᴍɪ ꜰʀᴜɪᴛ. ɪᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ʙᴏᴅʏ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙʟᴜᴇ ꜱʟɪᴍᴇ ꜱᴜʙꜱᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴀꜱɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ᴜɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ. ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍᴜʟɪᴘᴜʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʟɪᴍᴇ ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛɪᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏꜱᴛʟʏ ʀᴇꜱᴛʀᴀɪɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ꜱᴏ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴜꜱᴇꜰᴜʟ."
ᴄʀᴜꜱʜ:
"ʜᴇʏ! ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇ? ɪ'ʟʟ ᴋɪᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀꜱꜱ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀꜱᴋ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ! ʙᴜᴛ, ɪ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʜᴜꜱʙᴀɴᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴛ ʜᴇ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴍᴇ, ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ"
