Yunjin: Guys, I didn’t read the play script or memorised my lines!
Chaewon: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck!
Kazuha:Yea just wing it!
Yunjin:Okay!
*During the play*
Liz: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Yunjin: W-what’re donuts?
*in the audience
Chaewon:[facepalm]
Kazuha:She's doing great!
*back to the play*
Liz:oh Jennifer dumb as always
Yunjin:phew-
Liz:which is why i have to kill you [takes out a gun]
Yunjin:wHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Liz:a gun
Yunjin:I-I DONT BELIEVE IN GUNS
Liz:trust me this one is very real, now stay still
Xiaoting:[dramatically enters] Well well well we meet again old friends
Liz:indeed we do xiaoting, or should i say Xiaoting
Audience:*gasps*
Yunjin:wait isnt that still her name but with a german accent-
Xiaoting:PERISH [throws a brick]
Yunjin:OOOOH SHIT
*in the audience*
Mashiro:seriously how is she getting the bricks
Dayeon[with a bandage on her head]:Some questions are best left
unanswered
Hikaru[eating popcorn]:Skills
Chaewon:I cannot believe she is pulling this off
Kazuha:same here, but i'm enjoying every second
Leeseo: GO LIZ!!
Yujin(IVE)[wipes tears]:I never thought she would succeed in life
*back to the play*
Yunjin:*in an interrogation room*
Jiwoo: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Yunjin: Okay.
*Ningselle walks in wearing police uniforms*
Giselle:Sit down on this chair Jennifer, you've been accused of throwing a brick at Liz .
Jiwoo, whispering: Deny everything.
Yunjin, loudly: That isn't a chair.
Ningning:You're right that isn't a chair*cuts the chair with a knife revealing that the chair is a cake*
Yunjin:what even-
Giselle:I should've known *stares at a wall and inhales deeply* they're here
Yunjin:w-who
Chaeryeong:ITZZAYYYY
Ningning:OH SHIT TAKE COVER-
Ryujin:*kicks down the wall* sup
Audience:*gasps*
Ryujin:I've come here to uh- uhhh
Ryujin:[whispers] guys i forgot my line
Giselle[whispers back]:you're suppose to say 'we're here to save you'
Ryujin:okay
Ryujin:WE'RE HERE TO SHAVE YOU
Itzy:*face palms*
Lia:DO YOU SHAVE YOUR PO-
Chaeryeong:THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THE AUDIENCE
Lia:wait really
Chaeryeong:*physially gestures to new jeans sitting in the front row*
Lia:oh-
*in the audience*
Yeji:goddamint i told her there are kids here
Yuna:wow this story is so interesting
Karina:[aggressively flipping through the play script]
Karina:Which act are we on
Winter[equally confused]: i-i think we're on drugs
Eunchae*peeking through the seats*:Ya'll got some weed-
Winrina:what-
Sakura*pulling her back*:I am so sorry it's past her bedtime
Bae:I could use some of that weed
Haewon:Bae you're the highest person I know
Lily:You're perfect the way you are!
Kyujin:Yea you don't need the weed, the weed needs you
Bae:aww you guys
Sullyoon[to minji]:If anyone ask I'm in newjeans now
*scene cuts to a castle*
Chaeryeong:Don't worry princess we're here to save you
Ryujin:Don't be scared!
Haerin*the princess in question*:meow
Minji:{recording and taking pictures like a mom}
Hanni:YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE
Yunjin:How are we suppose to save her
Lia:by defeating the villain of course
Yunjin:What villain?
Jiwoo:UNFORGIVEN I'M THE VILLAIN
*audience gasps*
Jiwoo:You will never defeat me!
Lia:We can't but Yunjin can!
Yunjin:I can?
Ryujin:Yea bro, remember what you've gained
Yunjin:Friendship and confidence?
Ryujin:No you have that carrot!
Yunjin:*holds out the carrot in confusion*
Jiwoo:*hisses*
Yunjin:I have the power of naevis and carrots *fails to do a flip* bEGONE
Jiwoo:yoU maY have defeated me, but can you catch the falling princess
Chaeryeong:YUNJIN CAN CATCH HER!
Yunjin:wait what-
Haerin:*jumps off the tower*
Yunjin:OH SHIT *extends her arms to catch her* I GOT YOU PRINCESS
Danielle:*runs to the stage*:EXCUSE ME
Danielle[pushes yunjin and catches
Haerin]:I caught you my princess
Haerin:o-oh
Ryujin:wait this wasn't part of the script
Lia:shush they're gay
audience:*standing ovation*
Hyein:GOO DANIELLE
Bae:[throws her shoe to the stage]
Everyone:[follows]
Minji:[wipes a tear] I taught them well
Yunjin:MOM I DID IT-[gets hit in the face by a shoe]
Kazuha:oops-
Eunbi[backstage]:They were supposed to perform tangled, what just happened
YOU ARE READING
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