My Erza Scarlet Stories

AU: Zuri fights the TV 📺

Chapter 1: The Battle of the Living Room

Erza Scarlet, a renowned member of the Fairy Tail guild, and her husband Zuri Scarlet lived in a cozy little house on the outskirts of Magnolia. Their home was filled with warmth and laughter, a sanctuary away from the chaos of their adventurous lives. However, on this particular day, a peculiar incident was about to unfold.

Erza had received an urgent message from Master Makarov, requesting her presence at the guild. She kissed Zuri goodbye and assured him that she would return in a few minutes. Little did she know that those few minutes would be filled with unexpected hilarity.

As soon as Erza left, Zuri found himself alone in the living room. He decided to relax and watch some television, hoping to pass the time until his wife's return. Little did he know that the TV had other plans.

Zuri picked up the remote control and pressed the power button. To his surprise, the TV remained unresponsive. He pressed it again, this time with a little more force, but still, nothing happened. Frustration began to creep into Zuri's mind.

"Come on, you stupid thing!" he muttered, giving the TV a light tap. To his astonishment, the TV flickered to life for a brief moment before shutting down again. Zuri's eyes widened, and a mischievous grin spread across his face.

"You want to play rough, huh?" he said, his voice filled with determination. "Well, two can play that game!"

Zuri stood up and approached the TV, his eyes locked on the stubborn screen. He cracked his knuckles, ready to engage in a battle of wills with the inanimate object. He raised his hand and gave the TV a gentle slap, as if challenging it to a duel.

The TV, seemingly insulted by Zuri's audacity, responded by flashing a bright blue light. Zuri took a step back, surprised by the sudden retaliation. Undeterred, he grinned menacingly and prepared for the next round. "Alright you stupid thing! Take this!" 

With each slap, tap, and flick, the TV retaliated in its own unique way. It changed channels randomly, turned up the volume to deafening levels, and even displayed a series of bizarre colors and patterns. Zuri, however, refused to back down.

As the battle raged on, Erza returned home, completely unaware of the chaos unfolding in the living room. She opened the front door and was greeted by a cacophony of noise. Curiosity piqued, she followed the sound until she reached the living room.

There, she found her husband engaged in an epic showdown with the TV. Zuri's face was flushed with determination while grinning like a maniac, his movements synchronized with the TV's erratic behavior. Erza couldn't help but burst into laughter at the absurdity of the situation.

"Zuri, what on Earth are you doing?" she asked between fits of laughter.

Zuri froze and turned to face her, a sheepish grin on his face. "Well, the TV started it," he replied, pointing at the misbehaving screen.

Erza shook her head, still chuckling. "You never cease to amaze me, Zuri."

With a flick of her wrist, Erza summoned her magic and commanded the TV to behave. Instantly, the screen returned to normal, as if it had never been possessed by mischief. Zuri looked at his wife in awe, realizing once again how lucky he was to have her by his side.

And so, the battle between Zuri and the TV came to an end, leaving behind a tale of laughter and amusement. From that day forward, whenever Zuri encountered a stubborn appliance, he would always remember the day he fought the TV and emerged victorious, with Erza by his side.

Little did they know that this lighthearted incident would become a cherished memory, a story they would share with their friends at Fairy Tail for years to come. And in the end, it was a reminder that even in the midst of their extraordinary lives, laughter and love would always prevail.