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James just kinda done with Sirius' mom being so horrible and just decides
"I'm your mom now!"
"But-"
"No buts! Sirius Padfoot Black, I am your new mother, and my first royal decree is your bed time. YOU WILL STAY UP ALL NIGHT!"
"Awesome!" Sirius exclaimed, "But who's my father? Moony?"
"Nah," James said, "He's my son-in-law"
"Wait, what?"

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