so I have a generator and it was loadshedding ( power outage ) and I was supposed to tell my brother ( since he came over ) if was green and if it's green, then electricity is back
So it turned green and I shouted " GREEEEEEEEN " but like " SEEEEEEEEEEEE "
he flinched, never underestimate my voice
Never underestimate my stomach capacity
So when it was my parents anniversary, we did a photoshoot and went to a cafe
My mom looked at me and my food since I ordered carrot cake ( AHHH I LUV CARROT CAKE ) with sprite on the side as a drink, then she said to the waitress " just give her a takeaway cause I know she won't finish it "
I said " no, I can finish it " and boom! I did
I finished the cake ( it was small but fat ) and my drink, the plate was empty and the glass was empty
•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•
Pronounce this cuz English is weird:
EMPTY
MPTY
( 👈EMPTY )
WTF 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
ENJOY UR MORNING/AFTERNOON/EVENING/NIGHT/MIDNIGHT ( WHY THE FUCK R U STILL AWAKE, GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP )/ EARLY IN THE MORNING!! <333
