The struggle of being Cathy Parr

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Catalina: So, what is Anne to you?

Cathy: The reason I wake up every morning.

Catalina: ...That's adorable.

Anne *earlier that morning, barging into Cathy's room, smacking pans together*: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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Anna: Are you tall enough to play basketball?

Cathy: Are you calling me short?

Anna: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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Cathy: Is something burning?

Anne: Just my love for you.

Cathy: Anne, the toaster is on fire!

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Jane: I think we're missing something. 

Kitty: Teamwork?

Anna: Cohesion? 

Cathy: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Kitty: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Cathy: How can you still say that?

Kitty: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Cathy: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?!

Anne: Short, curly hair, creative—

Cathy, desperately, as Anne bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE, IDIOT!

Anne: Oh! B positive.

Cathy: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

Anne:

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Bonus:

Catalina: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Anne: What?

Anna: What?

Jane: What?

Cathy *pulls up a 500 slide presentation*: I'm glad you asked.

(Ima probs leave y'all again after this lmao sorry)

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