"Imagine spending time with a man who cares what I think." -Sharona Fleming
"I thought you didn't like Kenny?" -Adrian Monk
"I don't know." -Sharona Fleming
"I have to live in this town!" -Adrian Monk
"He's Monk, he's lost in Monkland." -Caption Stottlemeyer
"I don't think she likes him I think she just likes the attention everyone in this department has been fawning over her, laughing at her jokes, getting her coffee." -Adrian Monk
"Maybe you should be happy for her." -Dr. Kroger
"Can I tell you something?" -Adrian Monk
"Yeah, that's why we're here." -Dr. Kroger
"The last few days I find myself thinking... that if Kenny Shale is elected and Sharona is still with him, maybe... she could..." -Adrian Monk
"She could help you to get you reinstated to the department." -Dr. Kroger
"I'm as bad as any of them." -Adrian Monk (scoffs).
"Don't... don't pretend you don't see it." -Adrian Monk
"What are you doing?" -Captain Stottlemeyer
"I'm leaving a space for the next victim." -Randy Disher
"Take that down! Take it down! There is no next victim!!!" -Captain Stottlemeyer
"OMG they're beautiful." -Sharona Fleming
"Sharona! Hello? Hey... Sharon... Sharona, look Ms. Fleming? Lieutenant? Captain? Captain can I show you something?" -Adrian Monk
"He's been out of town, Monk." -Caption Stottlemeyer
"Yeah, but this is something, it's something real and we've got our foot in the door thank you." -Captain Stottlemeyer
"I can't believe this you're not the craziest man in the world." -Sharona Fleming (Whispers to Monk).
"Sharona." -Adrian Monk
"What?!" -Sharona Fleming
"We're working here." -Adrian Monk
"Yeah, we'll I like Mr. Monk better." -Sharona Fleming
"I miss the attention, not him." -Sharona Fleming
