(I gen cannot find the artist that made the image but it was on Twitter so go dig for it)
(Nvm its sublimethyart)
One day Zub woke up from his epic slumber
Just as he woke up his greatest and bestest friend Robert Howard Cantor broke into his house and COMPLETELY destroys the door!!!
"MF THAT WAS MY DOOR" Zubern says
"Skill issue" says Rib Cancer
"I mean good piont"
"Yyeah"
"Why are you doubling your letters Robert"
"Want breakfart"
"OMG YES ;-;" Zublin says excitedly,
beacuse he's hungry. Duh.
"OKAU" Says Roberto and proceeds to make some food for his bestie, the food being pancakes and some milk.
When the food is done he just throws it at Zub which he somehow catches perfectly
Tho the milk does spill on the bed
Ouchies ;-;
Then Zubob proceeds to absolutely demolish the food his epic friend made and cleans his messy ass face with a single napkin
"Thanks for the breakfast Robert"
"Youre welcome zubs"
"Is my kitchen on fire"
"...Maybe ;-;"
bananamanvore if youre seeing this i hope your life is going downhill and your parents disown you /srs ;-;
YOU ARE READING
Tally Hall writes but no smut💥
Humorthis was mainly inspired by rossfedermankfc (lets act like i didnt straight up steal the idea) Also its really disgusting how people can write literal porn of actual people with families
