{Stan POV}
" 。。。"
" 。。。"
" 。。。"
"Sorry--"
"YOU TOLD THEM I WAS A GIRL ! ?" He yelled at me。
He should stop yelling😔😭。
ITS TURNING ME EMOOO😡😡😡 !
"Don't worry , one of THE BOYZZ🥶🥶🥶 said that it was in like , 6 years。"
I tell him to calm him down。
" 。。。"
"6 YEARS ! ?"
Kyle yelled again , seeming more surprised and confused than angry now。
HE NEEDS TO STOP YELLING😩😩 !
I CAN FEEL THE EMO-NESS RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS😤😤 !
We both then hear our developed overgrown sperm {Donnie}
Start to wake up from upstairs。
But he started babbling 。。。like he was trying to say a word ?
Me and Kyle looked at each other and then went upstairs to go check on our not yet fully developed ,
yet very large overgrown sperm fetus child {Donnie}。
We then went into the room where Donnie was in , and we checked on him。
He then looked up at me , and we just made eye contact 。。。
。。。
We're just staring at each other now , I think I prolly owe this fetus money--
"Dada" 。。。
He then says , while pointing at me。
OH 。。。
"KYLE-- MY HEART ! ! OH MY GOD ! !" I say , now feeling litterally so happy。
"THAT WAS FUCKING ADORABLE , HOLY SHIT !" Kyle replied。
Donnie then laughed a bit , I fucking love this wannabe spiderman of a baby。
Donnie then looked at Kyle。
Is he gonna call Kyle 'Dada' now?--
"Mama" 。。。
He then says。
I start laughing and litterally fucking dying on the floor。
"Bro。I'm a fucking boy。" Kyle said sternly , sounding a bit annoyed like always。
"HHAGSGHA GAGAGAG HECALLED YOU FUCKIN GIGN MAMA JDHZJGGABAHGHAHAGHAH"
I say while fucking dying。
{he's dying of laughter btw, not actually dying dying}
"😭💀😭💀💀😭😭😭💀😭😭😭💀💀💀💀😭😭😭💀😭💀💀😭💀😭🤯😭😭💀😭💀😭😭💀😭😩😫🍆💦💀💀💀😭😭😭😭"
I then say while fucking dying。
I can feel the emo blood in my body coming on ! ! !😩😩😔😔😤😤😡😡🤓
"How the fuck are you able to say litteral emojis ! ?"
Kyle then asks me。
"Because I fucking can , and the author makes anything they want possible , duh。"
I reply , because it is so obvious bro。🙄💅
{Kyle POV}
。。。
What a dumbass 。。。
I then look back over at Donnie , who is now gestering his hands at me like he wants a hug or he wants me to hold him or something--
I don't fucking know。
"Mama !"
He tells me again。
I sigh and then pick him up , I guess I'll just have to get used to it 。。。
My dumbass idiot fucking husband is still dying on the floor--
Wait 。。。
Stan and I kinda remind me of , hmm 。。。
Well , I can't put my finger on it 。。。
But Stan and I remind me of a certain blonde man who uses chains and looks quite feminine with eyes that can turn scarlet red 。。。
And another man who sounds like his name is "Oreo" and fucking loves money yet is somehow a doctor 。。。
From a certain anime that used to air in 1999 but then got canceled when the 2011 reboot came out 。。。
Hmmm 。。。🤔🤔🧐
Wonder what two characters they could be 。。。🤔🤔🤔
I totally fucking wonder 。。。🤔🤨🤨🤔🤔
Oh well , I'm gonna go feed Donnie , or maybe do some grocery shopping , or something ?
Damn , this chapter was kinda short , well 。。。
We do need to go through 6 years real fast so we can get to the part where shit starts to get good--
The writer(me): *fucking appears out of nowhere* STFU YOU DUMBASS YOUR GONNA SPOIL THE ENDING I WORKED SO HARD TO COME UP WITH DURING MY FUCKING ALGEBRA CLASS ARGHHAHSGHS RAAAAHAAHH
"Oh shit-- my bad , bro 。。。🤯" I reply , somehow knowing who the fucking author of this fanfict is 。。。
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