Uppermoon cats x reader

👹Muzan👹

👹- He is the definition of a fancy cat

👹- He is the reason why you have scratches and bite marks. But that doesn't mean he hates you

👹- He absolutely loves when you give him all of your attention which is why he will do shit on purpose so that you'll give him attention

👹- Little attention seeking whore-

👹- Anyone and I mean ANYONE comes near you and it is on sight

👹- But the only one he will allow near you is Kokushibo

👹- He has one of the hectic schedules ever. At 6 am he wants his very fancy food. 7am he would like to go and read some of the many book you have. 8am he would like his daily naps. 9am he likes his walks. 10am he goes and kill- I mean- catch his next pray and bring it to you. 11am he goes with you to pet store to get more cat toys since he pretty much destroyed all of his. 12pm is his daily nap time. 1pm He goes and roams the house like usually. 2pm he just stares out at the window for....some reason. 3pm he demands attention from you. 4pm he wants his food. 5pm he torments the fuck out of Akaza. 6pm he naps again. 7pm he is asleep. Wow what a schedule

👹- He absolutely HATES water. Put him anywhere near a tub and he will make a run for it

👹- But if you do manage to get him in the water then not only will you receive 50 new scars but you will also get one of the nastiest glares ever from him.....until you give him a treat and he will forgive you and even apologize for scratching you by licking the scars

👹- He likes when you wear fancy clothes like really fancy clothes

👹- His honest opinion on you is simple. You are the queen and his is king while everyone else our just peasants

👹- But being honest he cares....somewhat about you

👹- You once saw this one cat toy that looked like yoriichi so you brought it home and placed it on the floor and immediately all your cats retreated to the cat tree in terror especially muzan

👹- You were confused so you picked up the cat. "What's wrong guys? Do you not like this?" You said as you got closer to the tree while holding the toy and the cats scattered away running into different directions. You still have it. In fact you usually use it sometimes like if Muzan is hiding under the sofa and you need him out? Simple. Toss the toy under there and he is running out like no tomorrow

👹- When ever you are on your period this cat is your personal heating pad. He will lay on your stomach and purr which helps alot

👹- You once took him to the cat shop and he saw this little white hat with a black ribbon and he wanted. He was practically meowing the whole time until you gave it to him. He happy kitty now.