Hashira group chat.

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Tomioka: hello

Sanemi and Kocho are online

Kocho: ara ara tomioka-san! You finally send a message instead of just replying

Sanemi: the fuck do you want emo boy.

Uzui_the_flashiest is online

Uzui_the_flashiest: god Sanemi who put  a stick up your ass today.

Sanemi: Oh shut up you flashy idiot. You don't get to say shit when a cockroach can kill a demon faster than you.

Sanemi: beside, the person to put a stick up my was your mom☺️.

Uzui_the_flashiest: Oh well, atleast I DIDN'T KILL MY MOM!

Sanemi: ATLEAST I STILL HAVE A SIBLING!

Uzui_the_flashiest: ATLEAST I DIDN'T TREAT MY BROTHERS LIKE SHIT. 

Muichiro is online

Sanemi: ATLEAST I WASN'T THE REASON MY SIBLINGS DIED!

(Ik this looks kinda strange, but tengen actually killed some of his siblings, of course not on his own will but he did )

Uzui_the_flashiest: YOU LITERALLY WERE

Gyomei is online

Gyomei: i suggest we all calm down

Uzui_the_flashiest: ATLEAST MY BROTHER DIDN'T EAT DEMON FLESH!

Sanemi: ATLEAST MY BROTHER DIDN'T ONLY CARE ABOUT HIMSELF!

Uzui_the_flashiest: ATLEAST MY DAD DIDN'T ABUSE MY MOM ☺️.

Sanemi: AT LEAST MY DAD DIDN'T MAKE ME AND MY SIBLINGS KILL EACHOTHER

Uzui_the_flashiest: OH WELL ATLEAST MY BROTHER DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH MUICHIRO

Muichiro: what does making out mean ?

Gyomei: ...

Kocho: Uzui i'm coming to your estate and I'm planning on taking all of your bones out and then reassemble them into making you look like A CRAB.

Uzui_the_flashiest: are crabs flashy?

Sanemi: you idiot...

Poor Giyuu right now bcz nobody gave a shit what he was saying:  :,)

Tomioka: guys?

Sanemi: what now ?!

Tomioka: okayata-sama called for a meeting, didnt you hear the crows?

Sanemi: OKAYATA-SAMA WHAT?!

Tomioka: Oh wait the crows are on strike today.

Uzui_the_flashiest: da fuq

Sanemi: how long is the meeting starting in you emo boy?!

Tomioka: about 2 minutes

Sanemi: WTH

Tomioka: i tried telling you guys, but you started arguing on who had the most traumatic childood.

Kocho: i'm here tomioka-San. Can you see me ?

Tomioka: how am I supposed to see you when a bug is taller than you?

Kocho: ...

Uzui_the_flashiest: did giyuu just roast someone?

Sanemi: omg i didn't think he was capable of it

Gyomei: that wasn't very kind Tomioka.

Kocho is offline

Tomioka: Oh here you are Kocho

Tomioka: why are you all red ? Wait what are you doing with your katana NO KOCHO GO AWAAAYYYWKDJOWBFIWKDKSKRKNEODNREONDIENDIWNIDNE

tomioka is offline

Uzui_the_flashiest: i think he is dead by now.

Sanemi: Oh well. He got himself in that situation, so it's kinda fair.

Mitsuri🍡🩷💚 Is online

Mitsuri🍡🩷💚: hey guys! Me and Obanai are almost at the Ubuyashiki mansion and... OMG IS THAT KOCHO DRAGGING TOMIOKA-SAN BY HIS HAIR?!

Sanemi: long story Kanrojj-chan, just read the messages and you'll understand.

Tomioka is online

Tomioka : I managed to hide from Kocho.

Kocho is online

Kocho: not for long Tomioka-San... where are you hiding?

Tomioka: somewhere you'll never find me.

Kocho: aww do you think your hiding spot is that safe ?

Tomioka:  idk, but you definetly can't reach up here.

Gyomei: namu amida butsu

Uzui_the_flashiest: Shit

Kocho: ...

Kocho: tomioka san i can see you on that tree. I'm coming to beat your ass.

Tomioka is offline

Gyomei: I shall Pray for his poor soul.

Muichiro: will he die ?

Uzui_the_flashiest: yeah he will but as a ✨FLASHY HERO ✨

Gyomei: namu amida butsu


The end!  Hope you liked this.

                                                     -author

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